By anonymous - 16/7/2011 13:18 - Canada
Today, I was on a hot date. After we finished supper we went back to his place. My stomach started to feel upset so I politely asked where is bathroom was so I could "powder my nose". After ten minutes of agonizing diarrhea, I looked down and noticed he was out of toilet paper. FML
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  flockz  |  19

guy- "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT UNGODLY STENCH?"
op-" just powdering my nose... prggghhh* and uhhhh OH MY GOD I RELEASED THE DEMONS AND THEY REQUIRE TOILET PAPER. NOW!"

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  juicedboi  |  7

Let's face it, that ain't a moodkiller for a guy. Your in his apartment already. He will be into you no matter what you do. Short of kicking him in the nuts anyway.

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  leemurcat  |  5

Maybe... okay, just hear me out... maybe it was a half bathroom? You know the ones that are just a toilet and sink? That's probably unlikely, though, since it's an apartment. Unless it's a large apartment? :P

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  Marktheshark  |  0

There's never time to check when you're about to shit yourself, the only thing on your mind is if l you can make it to the toilet or not. Then you're like ahh i made it an then thats when you look over and realize theres no toilet paper :o