By anonymous - 16/07/2011 13:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a hot date. After we finished supper we went back to his place. My stomach started to feel upset so I politely asked where is bathroom was so I could "powder my nose". After ten minutes of agonizing diarrhea, I looked down and noticed he was out of toilet paper. FML
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Climb out the window... NOW

so you're posting the FML from the toilet?

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haha that's such a win.

It's actually a load of shit

A crappy ass situation?

POOP!! Well that sure is SHITTY! That is some real CRAP right there! You better RUNS away!

That blows as much as you should be blowing

guy- "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT UNGODLY STENCH?" op-" just powdering my nose... prggghhh* and uhhhh OH MY GOD I RELEASED THE DEMONS AND THEY REQUIRE TOILET PAPER. NOW!"

Ewww girls poop? lol

powder your nose? people still do that?

well that spoiled the mood, eh?

Let's face it, that ain't a moodkiller for a guy. Your in his apartment already. He will be into you no matter what you do. Short of kicking him in the nuts anyway.

You could have used your socks! Or maybe bra! Or maybe panties... Or you could use your bare hands! Lots of solutions! No need to freak out sweety :)

hey she was going to wash her hands anyways right? well... hopefully o.O

ummmm hop in the shower??? ....strategically fresh

yeah could have asked to take a shower and come out all wet. I'm sure he would have loved that.

I'm surprised nobody mentioned, just sprinkle some powder back there. great for absorbing liquid and odor.

Maybe... okay, just hear me out... maybe it was a half bathroom? You know the ones that are just a toilet and sink? That's probably unlikely, though, since it's an apartment. Unless it's a large apartment? :P

poop, where it is?

that's pretty gross then you would smell.....yeah great idea not

powder your nose? r u in the 20th century?

these are the shittiest comments I've ever seen, I mean c'mon! I can write better crap than these!

but you didn't......

lol I hope you just sucked it up and asked him to bring you a roll.

lol I hope you just sucked it up and asked him to bring you a roll.

So how did you explain the explosive diarrhea sounds coming from the bathroom?

haha you were stranded then? shoulda checked under the sink =P

I was actually thinking the same thing, what does that even mean? I've only ever heard old people say it on tv...

That's what I was thinking too.....

Do you feel accomplished?

what happened? you were first a second ago and i was number 2.. whaaat?? =(

Yes, yes I do.

Ohh should have checked first. FYL :(

It's like the number one thing to check! I would think...FYL:(

should've checked first. ah but that sucks. FYL

yeah.. always check first.! but I'm sure he kept some in the bathroom somewhere. maybe under the sink or in a cabinet.

There's never time to check when you're about to shit yourself, the only thing on your mind is if l you can make it to the toilet or not. Then you're like ahh i made it an then thats when you look over and realize theres no toilet paper :o

Look for something to wipe your ass with and hide it. He probably brings home girls often and wouldn't know who did what.

You should go get him and tell him to check it out; most guys would like that.

Climb out the window... NOW

she's going to leave a trail lol

It would be kinda weird if she was still there.

Use a towel then throw it out the window

damn that's horrible.

There is shit everywhere!!!!!!

It's in my raccoon wounds!!! D:

Lmao @7. There's shit all over the walls!

dumb and dumberer ftw?

I got the poo on meh. ( Joe dirt :P)

so what did u do? email me the answer [email protected]

Exactly what I was thinking.

bahhhhhhahahahahahah That's Classic. hope there was a wash rag close or something lol

so you're posting the FML from the toilet?

She could of posted this FML like a week after this date but they all start with "Today,"

Don't be silly 64. She still has exploding diarrhea coming out of her bunghole. Sitting on the toilet does tend to get boring after awhile.