FML : Today, I was on a first date with a girl at the movies. Trying to be polite, I held in a fart until an intense, loud action scene came on. As soon as I...

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Today, I was on a first date with a girl at the movies. Trying to be polite, I held in a fart until an intense, loud action scene came on. As soon as I let go, the scene went silent and my fart was clearly heard to everyone in the movie theatre. My date went to the bathroom. She didn't come back. FML

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By Anonymous - / Saturday 28 March 2009 18:50 / United States

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By kika_fml | 0

#65611 - Saturday 28 March 2009 23:02

Lol, why didnt you just go to the bathroom?

By ZeShadow | 0

#65622 - Saturday 28 March 2009 23:03

You dropped DA BOMB on her

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By zaya1324 | 0

#65608 - Saturday 28 March 2009 23:01

HAHA wow that totally sucks for you. shes kinda a bitch for doing that though, its human nature
first comment: victory =)

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MelissaBarkley | 0

#923642 - Monday 8 March 2010 2:51

wow.. i would have stayed.. and laughed. everyone farts. I know she does too

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albert17 | 0

#964063 - Friday 19 March 2010 9:49

what are you talking about, girls can't fart

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cellerbeck | 4

#1112408 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 6:54

I laughed so hard when I read this! ya #2 s right though. you should have walked out of the theater to do it. g

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Carlie_McCartney | 1

#1525353 - Sunday 10 October 2010 2:26

you are so right

By kika_fml | 0

#65611 - Saturday 28 March 2009 23:02

Lol, why didnt you just go to the bathroom?

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aria02 | 0

#470799 - Sunday 9 August 2009 3:44

He didn't rly even have to go all the way to the bathroom. He cud have just walked out of the theater, farted, fanned the gas away from his butt and walked right back in. I've done that many times b4 to keep the "girls don't fart" illusion alive. lol

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missbadluk | 0

#3286860 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 5:50

That's what I was wondering. Simple solution. Derrr

By ZeShadow | 0

#65622 - Saturday 28 March 2009 23:03

You dropped DA BOMB on her

By Prof_Oak | 0

#65623 - Saturday 28 March 2009 23:03

#2 is right..you shoulda just gone to the bathroom, dude
and
haha
#2. that means poo. lol

By queencanada165 | 0

#65624 - Saturday 28 March 2009 23:04

niiiiiiiiice and #2 am totally agreeing with you

By marisaichiban | 0

#65631 - Saturday 28 March 2009 23:05

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now THAT'S an FML.

By FuckMyLife132 | 0

#65637 - Saturday 28 March 2009 23:06

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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oJoy | 11

#6077136 - Monday 29 September 2014 21:54

wow judgemental much?

By yeahreally | 6

#65641 - Saturday 28 March 2009 23:07

i was about to say that same thing as #2...common sense i would hope

By Warcry21 | 1

#65643 - Saturday 28 March 2009 23:07

ahahahaha akward... u gotta work on ur timing ur farts

By tentenjen | 0

#65649 - Saturday 28 March 2009 23:09

ROFL. that sucks.
(You should've gone to the bathroom before it happened!)

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