Today, I was on a first date with a girl at the movies. Trying to be polite, I held in a fart until an intense, loud action scene came on. As soon as I let go, the scene went silent and my fart was clearly heard to everyone in the movie theatre. My date went to the bathroom. She didn't come back. FML
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kika_fml
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Lol, why didnt you just go to the bathroom?
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ZeShadow
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You dropped DA BOMB on her
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zaya1324
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HAHA wow that totally sucks for you. shes kinda a bitch for doing that though, its human nature
first comment: victory =)
first comment: victory =)
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MelissaBarkley
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wow.. i would have stayed.. and laughed. everyone farts. I know she does too
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albert17
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what are you talking about, girls can't fart
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cellerbeck
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I laughed so hard when I read this! ya #2 s right though. you should have walked out of the theater to do it. g
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Carlie_McCartney
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you are so right
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kika_fml
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Lol, why didnt you just go to the bathroom?
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aria02
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He didn't rly even have to go all the way to the bathroom. He cud have just walked out of the theater, farted, fanned the gas away from his butt and walked right back in. I've done that many times b4 to keep the "girls don't fart" illusion alive. lol
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missbadluk
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That's what I was wondering. Simple solution. Derrr
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ZeShadow
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You dropped DA BOMB on her
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Prof_Oak
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#2 is right..you shoulda just gone to the bathroom, dude
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#2. that means poo. lol
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#2. that means poo. lol
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queencanada165
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niiiiiiiiice and #2 am totally agreeing with you
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marisaichiban
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I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now THAT'S an FML.
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FuckMyLife132
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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oJoy
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wow judgemental much?
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yeahreally
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i was about to say that same thing as #2...common sense i would hope
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Warcry21
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ahahahaha akward... u gotta work on ur timing ur farts
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tentenjen
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ROFL. that sucks.
(You should've gone to the bathroom before it happened!)
(You should've gone to the bathroom before it happened!)