FML : Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and...

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Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 12 October 2011 05:14 / United States

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By whippymcdumb4zs | 0

#3421286 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:06

He was just trying to catch dinner.

By nohugs4u | 8

#3421289 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:07

We all have that one crazy uncle

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By emz89 | 0

#3421281 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:06

No offense but your uncle is a horrible person

slick5880 | 22

#3421380 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:31

Poor little nature's road bump.

abbybailey204 | 19

#3421437 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:49

He's.not a terrible person. He's just helping the squirrel excersise

YourEvilHero | 12

#3421460 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 12:00

I breed with squirrels.

xAttackAttackx | 25

#3421484 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 12:09

20- I wouldn't tell people that.

iEthan | 5

#3421568 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 12:50

Can't get that fun in a wii game, now can you?

DrDilllonReese | 12

#3421653 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 13:21

37- I heard that's the newest edition to Mario kart.

patebishop | 7

#3421730 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 13:58

I don't really see how this is an FML for the OP. It should be an FML for the squirrel.

XenaWP | 6

#3422335 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 14:27

I just love the way all road kill (except that which is in a million flat pieces) rolls onto it's back with legs in the air.. Especially wombats here. Cracks me up everytime. :)

xoconnie | 8

#3422358 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 14:32

lmfao!
now that is a funny uncle!
dont say fml! he was being funny.... or is just psychotic. hahahaha

either way, thats some funny shit right there.

emz89 | 0

#3423123 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 19:04

I love how everyone dislikes the comments where people showing some concern for animals. I will not tolerate any form of animal cruelty and in my opinion that's animal cruelty.

iluvhobos | 5

#3423421 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 20:36

It's just a squirrel. There are plenty of them in this world, and if so many of them didn't get killed by cars, the woods would be overpopulated with them anyway. They're just animals.

jabfinch | 9

#3423465 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 20:50

So are humans, and there's a dick ton more humans then squirrels, so we should just kill you off for not having respect for another animal in this world, I mean that's what you're saying right?

bigantennaemay | 3

#3423536 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 21:11

hey, we have a volunteer!

darthnerd | 0

#3423693 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 22:09

Logical fallacy: begging the question. Squirrels are vermin, humans are dominate, therefore, the maximum number for humans is separate than squirrels.

Alwayspullout | 7

#3424330 - Thursday 13 October 2011 1:30

91, I like how you talk about respect with that as your pic... Haha

TobyWhiskers | 0

#3424549 - Thursday 13 October 2011 3:04

I agree with #1.

your uncle sounds like a horrible person. I hate animal cruelty.

ohxdamnxkay02 | 12

#3424716 - Thursday 13 October 2011 4:08

this FML reminds me of like an old looney tunes cartoon (:

shumian | 4

#3424914 - Thursday 13 October 2011 5:14

j_cat187 | 19

#3425311 - Thursday 13 October 2011 8:01

Squirrels suck. Chipmunks are better

hayleyjames | 0

#3426132 - Thursday 13 October 2011 14:24

I agree

TrollinYourMom14 | 3

#3438454 - Sunday 16 October 2011 5:33

"My uncle is awesome. Fuck My Life."

Sista92359 | 24

#6163948 - Monday 5 January 2015 21:31

Well if people can't express their opinions on a comment, the comment section is useless.
Plus FML is kinda ment for you to laugh at their pain with sympathy, your comment sounds too serious..

By whippymcdumb4zs | 0

#3421286 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:06

He was just trying to catch dinner.

superjewwwwww | 0

#3421519 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 12:31

What a boss.

bizarre_ftw | 21

#3424340 - Thursday 13 October 2011 1:33

You have a squirrel for a picture and you're condoning this.

chickenwalrus | 14

#3424569 - Thursday 13 October 2011 3:13

If your uncle chases squirrels in the car yelling "Run rodent run!", he may be a redneck.

SadSadKidd | 1

#3425067 - Thursday 13 October 2011 5:51

Does his name happen to be Uncle Earl or Billy Ballsack?

whippymcdumb4zs | 0

#3426940 - Thursday 13 October 2011 20:10

I have foamy the squirrel, who, if you knew him, happens to hate squirrels.

By cooltatgar | 30

#3421288 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:06

Your Uncle needs HELP!
Poor squirrel, did it die?

xAttackAttackx | 25

#3421370 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:26

If it did, then how many points is that?

palahniukpaul | 6

#3422421 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 15:07

It's just a squirrel. Get over it

ThreeSheetsGone | 12

#3422579 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:09

Squirrels= 2 points
Raccoons= 3 points
Possum= 4 points
Deer= You just fucked your car up. No points for you.

chubby_choco | 17

#3931859 - Monday 23 January 2012 23:00

Really, 70? I bet you didn't care when Bambi's mother was shot, either.

By nohugs4u | 8

#3421289 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:07

We all have that one crazy uncle

Jenglish17 | 0

#3421497 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 12:16

Agreed

btnhdude | 0

#3421564 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 12:50

I second that, it's undeniable that there is a crazy uncle for everyone.

shrimpyshrimp10 | 9

#3424957 - Thursday 13 October 2011 5:22

O yes we do....(sadly)

By EarAcheMyEYE10 | 2

#3421292 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:07

Did he get the squirrel or no? if he did then it's an FML for the squirrel too!

absolutegrrr | 7

#3421680 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 13:36

Supposing he did get the squirrel, I doubt it had a life to fuck.

Grimmerie | 31

#3422339 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 14:27

the body, on the other hand ...

themacuser | 0

#3423700 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 22:10

fuck his death

By evilscorpi | 29

#3421307 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:10

guess he dont care for small things......

instnt1nfction | 16

#3421717 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 13:52

What kind of person doesn't care for his dick

themacuser | 0

#3423705 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 22:12

i really don't care for his dick

Jamicianprince | 1

#3424440 - Thursday 13 October 2011 2:05

Love you *wink *

Jamicianprince | 1

#3424456 - Thursday 13 October 2011 2:09

I ment to say love your pic

By ILoveEggnog | 7

#3421322 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:13

I hate those bushy tailed rat bastards. Deer on the other hand are quite delicious.

bizarre_ftw | 21

#3424350 - Thursday 13 October 2011 1:36

ILoveeggnog I love your picture!!!!!!! So SO much!!! XD

By mic203 | 2

#3421331 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:15

ur uncle sound like a cool dude,i bed he wishes he hit the deer himself

sydneylol | 7

#3421735 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 14:01

Seriously?! Did you even read what you typed?

By HerpYourDerp | 7

#3421340 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:16

Oh wow, it's one of the few FMLs that are half written in present tense.

booiloveeyou | 0

#3421577 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 12:55

lol i just had to back and check and its so true!
its half written in past tense and the other half was in present tense :L

booiloveeyou | 0

#3421579 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 12:55

lol i just had to back and check and its so true!
its half written in past tense and the other half was in present tense :L

darthnerd | 0

#3422485 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 15:44

Actually, it's half HISTORICAL present...

cheetahbud159 | 7

#3424250 - Thursday 13 October 2011 1:06

Yes, that's what he said.

By no_clue_4_u | 4

#3421401 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:40

Your uncle was justified, haven't you seen the old Geico commercials?

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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