FML : Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what...

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Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By kingpig - / Thursday 2 February 2012 18:00 / Sweden

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By Blackmail111 | 9

#3983458 - Thursday 2 February 2012 22:40

Comes back when you leave*
I got you a car made of pure gold honey! Surpr- Hey where did she go?!?!?

By sugaryspice | 5

#3983456 - Thursday 2 February 2012 22:40

What a jerk!

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By TheFunnyzach | 3

#3983441 - Thursday 2 February 2012 22:39

Cool story bro

By dancer050 | 0

#3983442 - Thursday 2 February 2012 22:39

Ouch...

fthislyfe | 22

#3983765 - Thursday 2 February 2012 23:23

It's totally OK if he didn't like her but at least he should have the guts to say it like a real man but he chickened out like a little bitch.

lolatyofail | 0

#3983832 - Thursday 2 February 2012 23:33

I'm a dude and I completely agree that's just wrong he atleast could've done that and payed the bill

NuTrees | 9

#3983907 - Thursday 2 February 2012 23:45

This FML made me sad. What a cruel soul.

ThisIsMyReign | 4

#3983997 - Friday 3 February 2012 0:00

Put sulfuric acid down his throat. :)

tjv3 | 10

#3984277 - Friday 3 February 2012 0:37

What a douche bag. Sorry OP hey I'm single if you want to visit the states :)

effedml | 5

#3984411 - Friday 3 February 2012 1:15

This was so sad. I'm sorry he was so immature, OP.

bri_maselli | 0

#3984763 - Friday 3 February 2012 2:27

That deserves a kick to the dick..

KeyboardWarrior | 10

#3984850 - Friday 3 February 2012 2:47

Actually getting kicked in the dick wouldn't hurt as much as a kick to the balls. Kick em hard enough and they could need a wheelchair.

AyeTee77 | 18

#3984977 - Friday 3 February 2012 3:12

LOL, this actually made me laugh. I may just have to do this next time on a date if I don't like the girl.

ibelieb6 | 0

#3985072 - Friday 3 February 2012 3:38

These type of FML's make me sad :( what an asshole!

bri_maselli | 0

#3985136 - Friday 3 February 2012 3:52

But still, it's your dick.. That's like giving a nice warm kick to your pride and ego (;

burtonbullet | 10

#3985319 - Friday 3 February 2012 4:46

139-actually, balls really do hurt more. It isn't the actual kick pain, it's the half hour or nausea and severe stomach pains that get ya.

bri_maselli | 0

#3985418 - Friday 3 February 2012 5:13

I see what you're saying (: although, it would still be a unique story to tell. " dude, you wouldn't believe that the bitch gave me a swift kick to the dick.." not many can say they've had a dick kick :0 haha

ferrettamer | 6

#3985622 - Friday 3 February 2012 6:13

Am I the only one who thought the surprise was roofies?

taco_bender | 12

#3985729 - Friday 3 February 2012 6:53

Now wait a second. What if he really did go to get something but something happened and she just left? What if he went back and she wasnt there?

periwinkle95 | 10

#3985747 - Friday 3 February 2012 6:58

I don't understand how anybody in the world could ever deserve this. That is just so sad. OP, you will find true love. Trust me.

For the rest of the douches like that guy: Fuck them all.

SOD_sonofdixie | 5

#3985805 - Friday 3 February 2012 7:20

This sounds like its coming from someone with experience... OP should listen

MrsUresti | 8

#3985840 - Friday 3 February 2012 7:36

Yeah right

smr167 | 6

#3988621 - Saturday 4 February 2012 0:04

OP is a dude; dine-n-dasher is straight. Fix your gaydar, OP!

dancer050 | 0

#3989867 - Saturday 4 February 2012 2:55

Yes

kionnaloves | 11

#3990102 - Saturday 4 February 2012 4:01

OP is a woman fucktard

allenye818 | 2

#3991291 - Saturday 4 February 2012 9:57

At least you resisted the urge to call him & ask what was taking so long.

By tr0llz0r | 0

#3983452 - Thursday 2 February 2012 22:40

Surprise! You got dinner for one.

wironandine | 8

#3983929 - Thursday 2 February 2012 23:47

$500 number 3 is a virgin.

moop256 | 10

#3984007 - Friday 3 February 2012 0:02

I thought it was going to be a dick in a box ;)

Justin23L | 2

#3984136 - Friday 3 February 2012 0:15

Nope, he's just a dick.

KeyboardWarrior | 10

#3984860 - Friday 3 February 2012 2:49

63 So by that comment you can infer that #3 has never had sex? You should be a detective, Sherlock.

JurassicHole | 5

#3987352 - Friday 3 February 2012 17:40

$2 and some pocket lint says 63 has no sense of humor and is a douche. Any takers on that bet?

By sugaryspice | 5

#3983456 - Thursday 2 February 2012 22:40

What a jerk!

DrMime | 10

#3983902 - Thursday 2 February 2012 23:44

A 'jerk' indeed! Especially the way he ran 'off' like that. I wonder what kind of action he gets, treating women this way?

TomHarrow | 5

#3984032 - Friday 3 February 2012 0:05

59-win

hypuuurness | 6

#3984381 - Friday 3 February 2012 1:06

58- hahaha :D

satanrox | 0

#3985385 - Friday 3 February 2012 5:05

Disagreed

silentbutfunny | 0

#3985430 - Friday 3 February 2012 5:17

51 i dislike you very much.

fluorescentadole_fml | 8

#3986419 - Friday 3 February 2012 12:07

this sounds like it should be a Smiths song

By Blackmail111 | 9

#3983458 - Thursday 2 February 2012 22:40

Comes back when you leave*
I got you a car made of pure gold honey! Surpr- Hey where did she go?!?!?

brianjman14 | 22

#3983819 - Thursday 2 February 2012 23:31

"Oh well, I'll just give it to the next girl I see. Hey you, over there!"

ShyAnn29 | 14

#3983986 - Thursday 2 February 2012 23:57

"Who me?"

BrickWalls | 2

#3984295 - Friday 3 February 2012 0:44

White Vans are fugly.

FiestaInMyPants | 8

#3984342 - Friday 3 February 2012 0:53

90 - Pedobear does not approve of your comment.

Yak99 | 0

#3985061 - Friday 3 February 2012 3:35

90- with that attidude you're not getting any camdy!

elbia21 | 5

#3985158 - Friday 3 February 2012 4:00

No! Me no get camdy? :( ah thats fine I'll settle for candy :)

By GrahamAker | 3

#3983460 - Thursday 2 February 2012 22:40

That's mean.. But hey they Call them crushes because you just get crushed at the end.…

Awesomeelliot | 11

#3983690 - Thursday 2 February 2012 23:13

No they dont

freakinglaugher | 10

#3985651 - Friday 3 February 2012 6:20

*crushes 38 with hammer*

efro4472 | 1

#3987408 - Friday 3 February 2012 17:59

Gtfo you are retarded. I agree with 38

By UrNuckinFuts | 0

#3983462 - Thursday 2 February 2012 22:41

Sorry op. So people are just filled with pure hatred.

By Jakesterk96 | 8

#3983463 - Thursday 2 February 2012 22:41

Wow, what an ass. Who would go to dinner with someone and just leave their date?

xXshadowrollerXx | 6

#3983746 - Thursday 2 February 2012 23:21

That guy apparently.

Jakesterk96 | 8

#3983900 - Thursday 2 February 2012 23:44

It was more of a rhetorical question but thanks for stating the obvious. :)

By ljbgamer | 1

#3983465 - Thursday 2 February 2012 22:41

Aww why did you wait so long?

ryanross | 11

#3984816 - Friday 3 February 2012 2:39

OP probably really liked him. I know if I went on a date with a crush, I wouldn't give up after 10 minutes of him/her not coming back. Must really suck though, I'm sorry OP.