Today, I was on a date, and I tried breaking the ice by telling him my best joke. He laughed hysterically for a good 10 seconds, started beating the table with his fist, then suddenly went deadpan and said "No, seriously, you're a moron. Screw this date." FML
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Hildy93
| 21
Can you do a follow up and tell us the joke??
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aliezzo
| 19
What an asshole. Screw him he doesn't deserve you op.
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aliezzo
| 19
What an asshole. Screw him he doesn't deserve you op.
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Nessco
| 36
Seriously, what was the joke?
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EvilTurtle
| 35
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
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Hunter_the_Ninja
| 22
Well, maybe he has known OP and always thought that she was a moron and that joke pushed him over the edge.
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blakeyboy22
| 12
That's a rather large assumption from this FML
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Zebediabolical
| 38
It depends on the joke. What if someone's best joke is a holocaust joke to a jewish person? What if it's a rape joke to someone who's been raped? Would that make a difference or is he still an asshole?
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EvilTurtle
| 35
If your best joke is about the holocaust or about rape, then you're an asshole.
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a1_z9
| 10
If someone told you a joke you found offensive, would your first thought be to do a massive arsehole show of finding it hilarious or would you just quickly take your leave?
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RustlingSoul
| 26
Sreew him?
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HurleyX21
| 17
He's the idiot for doing that, screw that guy.
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DragonDude
| 24
Safe to say you dodged a bullet.
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rieebee
| 23
Saved you finding out he's a jerk later on, at least he could have been polite about it. What a dick.
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A_Net_70
| 7
Awwww what a jerk good thing you found out his true colors right away! Don't worry you will find your one :)
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Ley135
| 20
I seriously can't believe half the things I read on this app. People are so cruel to one another. Screw him, Op. You'll find someone who loves your jokes and you even more.
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chrisbeaudoin
| 26
Lol
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TheGamingNirvana
| 18
The guy did what you DON'T do during a date.
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DeuceDeuce
| 16
What was the joke?
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Maybe OP used the old arrow to the knee joke.
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DestinysChampion
| 17
That's actually really rude of him. I'm sorry OP. Onto better men!
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josef_connolly
| 14
Very rude indeed