FML : Today, I was on a date, and I tried breaking the ice by telling him my best joke. He laughed hysterically for a good 10 seconds, started beating the table...

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Today, I was on a date, and I tried breaking the ice by telling him my best joke. He laughed hysterically for a good 10 seconds, started beating the table with his fist, then suddenly went deadpan and said "No, seriously, you're a moron. Screw this date." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By HAIL SITHIS - / Friday 24 July 2015 18:54 / United States

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By Hildy93 | 21

#6360641 - Saturday 25 July 2015 8:43

Can you do a follow up and tell us the joke??

By aliezzo | 19

#6360616 - Saturday 25 July 2015 8:36

What an asshole. Screw him he doesn't deserve you op.

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By aliezzo | 19

#6360616 - Saturday 25 July 2015 8:36

What an asshole. Screw him he doesn't deserve you op.

Nessco | 36

#6360642 - Saturday 25 July 2015 8:44

Seriously, what was the joke?

EvilTurtle | 35

#6360676 - Saturday 25 July 2015 9:20

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Hunter_the_Ninja | 21

#6360719 - Saturday 25 July 2015 10:17

Well, maybe he has known OP and always thought that she was a moron and that joke pushed him over the edge.

blakeyboy22 | 12

#6360833 - Saturday 25 July 2015 14:12

That's a rather large assumption from this FML

Zebediabolical | 36

#6361291 - Saturday 25 July 2015 22:47

It depends on the joke. What if someone's best joke is a holocaust joke to a jewish person? What if it's a rape joke to someone who's been raped? Would that make a difference or is he still an asshole?

EvilTurtle | 35

#6361430 - Sunday 26 July 2015 1:37

If your best joke is about the holocaust or about rape, then you're an asshole.

a1_z9 | 10

#6361962 - Sunday 26 July 2015 16:12

If someone told you a joke you found offensive, would your first thought be to do a massive arsehole show of finding it hilarious or would you just quickly take your leave?

RustlingSoul | 26

#6367691 - Saturday 1 August 2015 0:29

Sreew him?

By HurleyX21 | 17

#6360617 - Saturday 25 July 2015 8:36

He's the idiot for doing that, screw that guy.

By DragonDude | 24

#6360618 - Saturday 25 July 2015 8:36

Safe to say you dodged a bullet.

By rieebee | 23

#6360619 - Saturday 25 July 2015 8:36

Saved you finding out he's a jerk later on, at least he could have been polite about it. What a dick.

By A_Net_70 | 7

#6360620 - Saturday 25 July 2015 8:37

Awwww what a jerk good thing you found out his true colors right away! Don't worry you will find your one :)

By Ley135 | 20

#6360622 - Saturday 25 July 2015 8:37

I seriously can't believe half the things I read on this app. People are so cruel to one another. Screw him, Op. You'll find someone who loves your jokes and you even more.