FML : Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed...

Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Thithien1 - / Wednesday 1 April 2009 06:07 / Korea Republic of

Transportation

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By scorpiogirl666 | 0

#74858 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 05:49

Haha, you should've acted like you knew her. Been like "But, Mary, you always used to let me touch your ass!!"

By mf_fml | 0

#74885 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 06:03

but then if that makes you a pervert, does it make me a slut for letting shit like that pass when i used to take the bus? hahaha. c'mon, lady, it's public transportation! you're in for a long ride, everything's an accident. don't make such a big deal out of it.

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By Neenertastic | 0

#74845 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 05:44

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

futtgoredo | 0

#873237 - Friday 19 February 2010 09:42

wow this happened to me top

Whatapuffchild | 23

#5979314 - Wednesday 18 June 2014 06:48

what the hell

coops456 | 14

#6586134 - Friday 22 April 2016 02:38

I'm so fucking interested to hear how she was asking for it, please explain

By scorpiogirl666 | 0

#74858 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 05:49

Haha, you should've acted like you knew her. Been like "But, Mary, you always used to let me touch your ass!!"

rabbi1010 | 29

#5902489 - Tuesday 1 April 2014 11:25

I read that in Cartmans voice.

sexaybitch | 14

#5980805 - Thursday 19 June 2014 03:51

"And that was until you cheated on me with my dad!"

By Tehalon | 0

#74867 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 05:53

YDI for failing to hit your own body, I think you should visit a docter because there could be something seriously wrong with your motorskills. (Eye hand coördination, ya know..)

By Neenertastic | 0

#74871 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 05:55

not to double-post or anything, cuz i'm gonna... but you could have gotten off at the next stop and waited for the next train... i've done that when pervs get on and do crazy stuff...that damned B train to the Bronx did it every time

By mf_fml | 0

#74885 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 06:03

By Chaith | 15

#74889 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 06:05

Sexual harassment happens everywhere, most people don't even bat an eye anymore. Keep practicing those motor skills, though. Lol #3

By Ohnoitslindsay | 0

#74892 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 06:06

I agree that she over reacted, but #1, how was she asking for it exactly?

By delighted_fml | 0

#74910 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 06:18

I feel bad for her. As someone with sexual assault in my past, if something like that happened to me, I would feel really unsafe. You victimized someone, even though it was an accident.