By Sonic - United States
Today, I was on a conference call while in the bathroom with all the important people in my district. I thought my phone was on mute, so I took the opportunity to flush the toilet. Turns out, that my phone wasn't on mute, and everyone heard it. I'm the only one who was on the conference call outside of work. FML
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  franfran_fml  |  0

Well that's a stupid reason for why they deserve it. Really? When you gotta go, you gotta go. A more appropriate YDI would be, "Oh, YDI for not paying attention and checking to make sure it was on mute".

By  perdix  |  29

I once worked with a guy who audibly wiped! I'd be at the urinal or the sink and I could still hear him going to town on his ass. His asshole must have been so clean you could eaten dinner off it!

I'm sure your colleagues would have loved to have heard that!