By johnfrank - 26/03/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I was on a blind date with a girl my friend set me up with. We went to a fancy restaurant and she ordered the shrimp. I told her, "I'm allergic to shrimp, so you shouldn't order it in case I want to kiss you later." She looked at the waiter and said, "I'll have the shrimp." FML
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thats a bit forward for a first date, don't you think?

It's the guys fault. "In case I want to kiss you later." Way to come off as a Jerk.

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yea some of us girls are such bitches.

Mmmmhmmmmm I second that :P

5 years later, and women actually are being killed for saying no.

That really does suck. I can't imagine being allergic to shrimp.

thats a bit forward for a first date, don't you think?

Agreed. "you shouldnt order that in case I want to kiss you later"?? You sound like THE biggest douchebag. You make it seem like you're doing a favor by even considering kissing her, like it doesn't matter what she wants. She probably ordered the shrimp to keep you from even trying.

I fuck on the first.

exactly, too forward on a first and way too forward on a blind date.

lmfao #2 was the funniest thing about this fml

It's the guys fault. "In case I want to kiss you later." Way to come off as a Jerk.

That was pretty presumptuous. I'm not surprised at her order

wow, you're really bad with women. the key to successful romance is pretending you aren't that interested in them. if you tell her you want to kiss her, she assumes you're a creeper. GAME OVER.

dumb thing for you to say...

YDI, what you said was cocky and lame.