By johnfrank - United States
Today, I was on a blind date with a girl my friend set me up with. We went to a fancy restaurant and she ordered the shrimp. I told her, "I'm allergic to shrimp, so you shouldn't order it in case I want to kiss you later." She looked at the waiter and said, "I'll have the shrimp." FML
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  alliewillie  |  22

Agreed. "you shouldnt order that in case I want to kiss you later"??

You sound like THE biggest douchebag. You make it seem like you're doing a favor by even considering kissing her, like it doesn't matter what she wants.

She probably ordered the shrimp to keep you from even trying.

By  Drekos  |  0

wow, you're really bad with women. the key to successful romance is pretending you aren't that interested in them. if you tell her you want to kiss her, she assumes you're a creeper. GAME OVER.