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  Lucia_Malpense  |  14

I'd never even heard of the Sandman (non-Spider-Man) until Guardians came out... Maybe it's just my generation?
Anyways, I don't blame OP for thinking of the Spider-Man villain.


#25 Mr. sandman is just another fairy tail like Santa Claus or the tooth fairy.

It's supposed to be a man that comes into your bedroom at night and sprinkles your eyes with sand and it enables you to dream.

If you wake up in the morning with "Sand" (it's just mucus) in the corner of your eyes it means he came and you had a dream. If you don't, then he didn't come and you didn't dream. (I'm 15 I've known about him from looney toons from when I was younger)

  Inheritance  |  10

Look at this if you babysit you can put children to sleep! Kids asleep equals happy parents. Which could mean you make out like a bandit! Seriously OP invest in the best babysitter.

  newbiehere99  |  6

31- Look at this, if you comment on your own instead of trying to achieve FML fame by commenting on a thread ... You wouldn't get thumbed down. Proper commenting = Happy commenters


"Mr. Sandman bring me a dream. Bam, bam, bam, bam. Make him the cutest that I've vet seen!" that song's probably to old for anyone to get the reference. (Mr. Sandman by The Chordettes)

  Enslaved  |  36

The song "Mr. Sandman" reminds me of the movie, "Back to the Future" because that's what was playing when Marty walked into town in shock! (:

  Enslaved  |  36

Thank you Call!(:
I often get them thumbed down. I guess some people just get sick of my type of replies. But that's just the way my mind thinks when I read some of these FMLs. :P

By  DocBastard  |  38

No, that's not why! You've misunderstood everyone!

It's actually because you're so irritating you make everyone around you feel they have sand in their crotch.

I'm glad I was able to clear this up for you.

By  ManInTheMachine  |  19

You should make it into a business. You'd be getting paid to stand in a room and stare at someone.

Edgar Allen Poe would envy you. Well, maybe not completely.

Is your cousin hot?


I was referencing 'The Tell Tale Heart', where a serial killer spends his evenings hiding in a man's room and staring at him before the man goes to bed. He eventually kills him, dismembers him and hides his body parts under the floorboards.

When the police arrive, the sound of the victim's beating heart breaks the murderer to confess.

My cousin comment was a reference to Edgar marrying his cousin. He was a very disturbed man.