By Fatty - 17/05/2011 02:12 - Canada
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Maybe next time stick to the bed. Better on you your back, and his arms.
aww you're not fat. you could still find other ways to be romantic like a walk on a beach, or go on a date :)
yeah, it'd still be considered a "walk" on the beach though, it's just a term for the activity itself. you're being ridiculous. my sister is in a wheelchair and she refers to the activity as a "walk" anyway, even though she cannot truly walk herself, because it's just what it's called. =/
Were you making out at Mcdonalds when he attempted to ram you into a wall? Time to flee the scene and never return so you won't be recognizes plus you'll lose the weight so he can actually lift your fat arse off the ground. Killing two birds with one stone.
She's probably not really fat, otherwise her man wouldn't try to pick her up in the first place. I know girls that are a size 6 who call themselves fat. She probably weighs more than she looks, and he needs to hit the gym. OP, getting picked up and pushed against the wall is overrated, it actually kinda sucks. Stick to the bed or the floor next time.
Don't worry. It's not because you're heavy. Earth's gravity has changed recently.
To clear it up for all commenters in the future... yes OP is fat. Her username is "fatty". And to #7s reply to his own comment changing "Mcdonalds" to "McDonalds", you don't have to apologize. Not even the grammar Nazis give a shit (with the exception of Snickerdoodles, who will not be commenting for a long time).