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my ex tried something like this and he dropped me lol.. I'm not fat, so just because he couldn't lift her doesn't mean OP is fat.

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Notice how nearly all of the comments above say "her" or "she". Now notice how the OP's sex is male...Am I really the only one to notice that here?

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well its not entirely his fault. i mean how much do you weigh? not can pick up a heavy partner. PS. this comment is in notnsayin you are. its really just a question

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I kinda do don't I? my real twin is that guy off wizards of waverly places, I think his name is Justin. I once had a little girl ask me for an autograph haha

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111 actually not really my boyfriend does that to me all the time most the time I just end up in his arms with my legs aroun his waste though if we are in that position.

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Yeah I do that to my girlfriend all the time. She always tries to tell me how heavy she is, but she still enjoys being lifted up and carried like that

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yeah, it'd still be considered a "walk" on the beach though, it's just a term for the activity itself. you're being ridiculous. my sister is in a wheelchair and she refers to the activity as a "walk" anyway, even though she cannot truly walk herself, because it's just what it's called. =/

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thts a dick thing to say and at least he tried to be romantic shit And really? arse? soooooi lame dude get rid of the accent stupid ass brit

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Lol she's no Brit. I'm guessing she pretends to be because of her use of the word arse but what she doesn't know or she forgot is that Brits spell recognize as recognise :)

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She's probably not really fat, otherwise her man wouldn't try to pick her up in the first place. I know girls that are a size 6 who call themselves fat. She probably weighs more than she looks, and he needs to hit the gym. OP, getting picked up and pushed against the wall is overrated, it actually kinda sucks. Stick to the bed or the floor next time.

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Yes because of all the somewhat recent earthquakes it caused the earths rotation to shift ya know that stuff that makes his comment true

To clear it up for all commenters in the future... yes OP is fat. Her username is "fatty". And to #7s reply to his own comment changing "Mcdonalds" to "McDonalds", you don't have to apologize. Not even the grammar Nazis give a shit (with the exception of Snickerdoodles, who will not be commenting for a long time).

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Op could be referring herself to be a fatty because he couldn't pick her up. For all we know she could be a 100lb chick that has a weak ass boy.

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what happened to snickerdoodles? lol I imagine when she finally gets back on she'll be the holder of the most thumbs down on a comment... or most comments.

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OP's usename being "fatty" does not necessarily mean she actually is fat. OP, don't feel bad. I'm sure he was just as embaressed.

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so if you call yourself something that's proof it's true? such sound logic... this makes about as much sense as people telling someone they know nothing about and have never seen that they aren't fat, jsyk...

lose some weight :/ either way though, unless you're really fluffy, he should be able to lift you. however I think I gatta say ydi :/

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