By Mattyboy - 24/08/2009 09:57 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house. When things started heating up, I heard the front door open and my girlfriend said that it must be her Dad. She handed me my clothes, pushed me out the window, and told me to knock at the front door. Her Dad answered, holding my shoes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 733
You deserved it 18 528

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WHY would you do that anyway? Wouldn't it be a little suspicious for her dad to come home and then you immediately knock on the door afterward? YDI

" hey i was loooking for that!" lmfaooo

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Woooww...Awkward or what!!

haha definately a very smart daughter

Why is 'dad' capitalized?

that's when you say. 'Uh, yeah, I was going over here so she could return them.' If that doesn't work, run like hell.

At least he didn't throw them at you!

fyl, that sucks.

hahahhahahahahah that's pretty bad.

WHY would you do that anyway? Wouldn't it be a little suspicious for her dad to come home and then you immediately knock on the door afterward? YDI

I agree. If he didnt see you walking up behind him then you automatically knock afterward he'd think you were a creeper. Now knocking on the door immediately after him, BAREFOOT... is all kindsa weird. shoulda been quicker on the uptake ;D seriously who forgets their shoes O.o

OP, if you're sneaking to see your gf to makeout and be sexual with her, then you're too young. YDI big time.

jus b honest wit him tell him the truth. the truth being tht u were about 2 nail his precious daughter. hel respect u after tht

1. Thanks for demonstrating the need for education. 2. I'm 100% positive that the father won't respect him for that.

Oooh, you're fucked.

Nice attempt though

no, he was almost fucked, but then her dad came home xD

no he didn't get that far remember her dad came home and he got pushed out a window barefoot

YDI for heating things up

" hey i was loooking for that!" lmfaooo

"That's funny. I have shoes *exactly* like those..."

hehe I moderated this. Go me!

*gives medal*