FML : Today, I was lying in bed throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missed a catch, and the ball hit me between the legs. I shoved my hands down...

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Today, I was lying in bed throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missed a catch, and the ball hit me between the legs. I shoved my hands down my pants because it hurt, just as my step-dad walked into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Blah - / Sunday 24 January 2010 22:24 / United States

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By ScaryyMary | 14

#796661 - Monday 25 January 2010 01:57

You were playing with a ball that hit your balls and now your stepdad thinks you were playing with your balls when really you were only playing with one ball and you posted the whole sad story on FML... you, sir, are ballin'.

By sourgirl101 | 21

#796565 - Monday 25 January 2010 01:15

Yea right. sounds like a poor excuse for playing with yourself

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By Jen_J_the_J | 0

#796542 - Monday 25 January 2010 01:09

first. ouch gotta hurt

AEbraham | 0

#796994 - Monday 25 January 2010 04:54

wow...that is some messed up shit im sorry but thats so funny

JoshTheMaggot | 8

#797227 - Monday 25 January 2010 08:24

lAlAlAlA

pipp360 | 0

#798196 - Monday 25 January 2010 07:48

did he ask to join you?

By macgruberiscool | 0

#796546 - Monday 25 January 2010 01:10

that must hurt

xlord | 27

#2713874 - Sunday 19 June 2011 06:40

well, balls to you sir

By sasharaee | 0

#796547 - Monday 25 January 2010 01:10

lmfaoo

infiniti_G | 0

#798428 - Monday 25 January 2010 10:27

YOU SO HAWT

infiniti_G | 0

#799146 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 04:19

HOTTIE

IgnorantAmerican | 0

#1930787 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 12:01

Indeed

By iKacper | 0

#796548 - Monday 25 January 2010 01:11

Too bad.

By pwincessa23 | 1

#796550 - Monday 25 January 2010 01:12

I think u were doing something else....

By famo5 | 5

#796560 - Monday 25 January 2010 01:14

FAIL.

By sourgirl101 | 21

#796565 - Monday 25 January 2010 01:15

Yea right. sounds like a poor excuse for playing with yourself

Shokz992 | 0

#797289 - Monday 25 January 2010 09:37

Yup, can't believe anyone would stick their hands down their pants if they got hit in the balls -.-

arsenalfcboy | 6

#797467 - Monday 25 January 2010 11:12

I do...

puffyblake | 1

#5486942 - Friday 10 May 2013 10:03

I dunno... Playing baseball he would've been wearing a cup. I could imagine him reaching down there to readjust it after getting hit

puffyblake | 1

#5486945 - Friday 10 May 2013 10:16

*football

By SkaterChic | 0

#796572 - Monday 25 January 2010 01:19

ha great job. EXCELLENT playing with a pointy ball lying down SO smart

arsenalfcboy | 6

#798422 - Monday 25 January 2010 10:24

Footballs are round? You're mixing football and rugby :)

lemonyfresh | 0

#798663 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:48

actually, i think the op is american, and therefore a rugby ball is more rounded than a football is. and judging by your name, arsenalFC, i assume you're british, so your football would mean "soccer ball" to us. but the op i assume meant an american football.