I saw my 14 year old brother looking at porn. He did not see me. Later, I cornered him in his room and said, "You know when girls get boobs they turn black and blue like bruises?" and he said," No they don't they're white!" And then he know he had been caught. And I took his allowance, and a six pack of pepsi to not tell our mother.

Everyone's saying minimize, but whenever I minimize a window when my roommate walks in, she just asks what I'm hiding.