Today, I was locked out of my house so I texted my cousin to come over and help me get in. She came over, stood on a chair and lifted me through the smallest unlocked window possible. Sadly, this was my bathroom window and I ended up head-first into my toilet. FML
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andyroxs
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You wouldnt be alive if you fell that hard into the toilet head first.
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allmidnighteyes
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So? it's your own toilet. If you didn't flush, or left discharge all over the seat, it's your own fault.
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andyroxs
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You wouldnt be alive if you fell that hard into the toilet head first.
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RubixMonkey
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#1- First off if the bathroom is small enough to have a tiny window then she might have still had her cousin holding her legs but have slipped into the toilet.
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sublime93
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#1, I thought the same thing when I read it.
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zeeky
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#2, I thought the same thing when I read #1.
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KellySaysRawr3
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#1 i agree completly!!
landing in a toilte head first from a window is 1) impossible to land that directly from a freaking window 2) if magically she did, she would have broken her neck/back or have a concussion and die. consitering that the cousin lifted her in from the outside, she would have drowned and died. the end.
everyone that thinks #1 is stupid and wrong, you are fucktarts
landing in a toilte head first from a window is 1) impossible to land that directly from a freaking window 2) if magically she did, she would have broken her neck/back or have a concussion and die. consitering that the cousin lifted her in from the outside, she would have drowned and died. the end.
everyone that thinks #1 is stupid and wrong, you are fucktarts
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RubixMonkey
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You his mommy? 44, having your head land in the toilet can mean several things, 1) she could have been going in the window face first, put her hands out and slipped on the porcelain and fallen in the toilet. 2) her cousin would have most likely had her legs and maybe pulled her her at the wrong second. It is possible. It doesn't mean instant toilet head action.
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superboboboi
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#1 is hawt
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Sniper3000
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#1 is right and hot. this is also y my toilet seat is always closed.
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cats400
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#44-Anyone who even calls someone a "fucktart" has no business talking.
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allmidnighteyes
| 10
So? it's your own toilet. If you didn't flush, or left discharge all over the seat, it's your own fault.
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musiclife_fml
| 0
that's just...wow...hope it was empty
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Daaniellee1234
| 8
I think this is a stupid FML..
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yellowbirdx
| 0
Thanks, I'm glad we have your opinion on it.
I feel bad for you, OP. What a shitty day you had.. no pun intended.
I feel bad for you, OP. What a shitty day you had.. no pun intended.
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Brendan3693
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XD with that pun
oh and btw; PLEASE DONT READ THIS! In 1905, gray sky shrouded the anxious northern ocean. In cold wind, she was standing on the cliff, waiting for him. No one ever found her until 2000 when a young girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: “She is a mystery, with exotic gracefulness” and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror and kill you. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS IS TRUE
oh and btw; PLEASE DONT READ THIS! In 1905, gray sky shrouded the anxious northern ocean. In cold wind, she was standing on the cliff, waiting for him. No one ever found her until 2000 when a young girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: “She is a mystery, with exotic gracefulness” and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror and kill you. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS IS TRUE
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ireply_w_lyrics
| 0
"...You find out who your friends are
Somebody's gonna drop everything
Run out and crank up their car
Hit the gas, get there fast
Never stop to think 'what's in it for me?' or 'it's way too far'
They just show on up with their big old heart
You find out who your friends are..."
Somebody's gonna drop everything
Run out and crank up their car
Hit the gas, get there fast
Never stop to think 'what's in it for me?' or 'it's way too far'
They just show on up with their big old heart
You find out who your friends are..."
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Houlihan
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Thanks #1! I didn't realize that "ended up head-first" actually meant "fell at terminal velocity".
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pelican2
| 0
hey, lets play a game. you find one of your friends, get them to flip you upside down, and drop you about 2-3 feet into a toilet, if the force doesn't severely hurt your neck and/or break it, congratulations, you just defied physics.
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Houlihan
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Because this fml clearly states that they fell 2-3 feet without sliding off of a towel rack, the back of the toilet, or any other object that would have slowed their fall.
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lil_ham1644
| 29
It doesn't say anything about outstretched arms
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Lullu_pop_girl
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I just imagined the huge fail stamp get pounded onto this fml.
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ireply_w_lyrics
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I remembered the one picture that i have.
It's a guy with his face in a urinal (he seems to have simply passed out and fell in) and the caption was
Rock Bottom
you'll know when you hit it
It's a guy with his face in a urinal (he seems to have simply passed out and fell in) and the caption was
Rock Bottom
you'll know when you hit it
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Lullu_pop_girl
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Lol
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anonymous567
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how does the OP deserve this at all?
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shootingstar8D
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Hope ur toliet is clean.
Imagen how much bacteria and germs are in it. Gross
Imagen how much bacteria and germs are in it. Gross
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RubixMonkey
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imagine!!
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superboboboi
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or phone
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alyssadapsycho
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what if the toilet had not been flushed. lmfao
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Kyorakyu
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Is it just me or was the stupidity of the very first comment the funniest shit.