By benjo - 06/08/2013 18:07 - United States

Today, I was lifeguarding a pool party for a bunch of eight year olds. One of them decided it'd be funny to have a contest to see who could make the most bubbles with their farts. It led to three kids shitting themselves in the pool, and me having the dubious honor of cleaning it up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 63 011
You deserved it 4 832

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Please god no-one make the joke.

skittycat213 19

New rule: you shit in pool, you (or your parents depending on your age) get to help clean out pool or pay extra for cleaning services? Kinda going along the "break it-buy it" rule

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Please god no-one make the joke.

The 'this must be a shitty situation' joke?

You mean.... you mean.... you mean the "well, that's a shitty situation!" joke??

Yes those, you've killed several of my brain cells

'Shit happens' is also a another popular one.

Landowner 8

it was his duty

Wizardo 33

#23, Don't you mean his 'doody'?

Guess this puts a whole new spin on the phrase "dirty humor."

slothsarecool 11

what a crappy job

I mean an overused pun is an overused pun but it shouldn't really affect you, thumbs down and move on. They should know better, like it to use Comic-Sans; nothing wrong until it gets overused and seems almost unprofessional.

I mean I did hear having to be a lifeguard was a very crappy job.

#66, with Comic Sans, there is no "until" to it being unprofessional.

Wizardo 33

Literally a cess pool of childish crap. Hopefully you cleared the logs up quick and got out of there.

PterodactylMan 23

OP is shit out of luck

ViRepz 28

I bet the kids were giving enough shit as it is to the OP

If they were logs, OP should consider himself lucky.

Thanks captain obvious.

Why did that get buried?

Because it is a lackluster comment that could've been voiced with a simple click of a button! Aka the 'your life sucks' button.

Hey this comment got down voted, but at least he didn't say "that must have been a shitty situation"

Zimmington 21

#44- I read your comment in the voices of kids after a super hero saved the day

When nature calls

Literally dropped the kids off at the pool. Lol

Well you see nature is one of the kids' mother and she called because they shit in the pool

skittycat213 19

New rule: you shit in pool, you (or your parents depending on your age) get to help clean out pool or pay extra for cleaning services? Kinda going along the "break it-buy it" rule

That's a good call. Chlorine is expensive.

stlstretch2 11

I agree. As a lifeguard, this would make our lives much more simple.

Those truckloads of pool water are wicked expensive. I agree, let those kids and their parents feel the pinch.

K410 18

Normal people take a dip in the pool not take a dump in the pool >.>

Throw shit at them LOL

OP isn't a fucking monkey. ._.

I think that classifys as child abuse.

willymartinds 9

WTF

I'm not really sure I could clean it up that's pretty gross. Haha.

feldco1 17

Well that's pretty crappy. I tried

Pwn17 25

And failed.

If you think your comment sucks enough to put "I tried", it probably does.

Fuck this shit. *flips kids*