By benjo - 6/8/2013 18:07 - United States
Today, I was lifeguarding a pool party for a bunch of eight year olds. One of them decided it'd be funny to have a contest to see who could make the most bubbles with their farts. It led to three kids shitting themselves in the pool, and me having the dubious honor of cleaning it up. FML
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By  skittycat213  |  19

New rule: you shit in pool, you (or your parents depending on your age) get to help clean out pool or pay extra for cleaning services? Kinda going along the "break it-buy it" rule

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  Lacist  |  19

I mean an overused pun is an overused pun but it shouldn't really affect you, thumbs down and move on. They should know better, like it to use Comic-Sans; nothing wrong until it gets overused and seems almost unprofessional.

By  skittycat213  |  19

New rule: you shit in pool, you (or your parents depending on your age) get to help clean out pool or pay extra for cleaning services? Kinda going along the "break it-buy it" rule