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Please god no-one make the joke.

New rule: you shit in pool, you (or your parents depending on your age) get to help clean out pool or pay extra for cleaning services? Kinda going along the "break it-buy it" rule

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Please god no-one make the joke.

The 'this must be a shitty situation' joke?

You mean.... you mean.... you mean the "well, that's a shitty situation!" joke??

Yes those, you've killed several of my brain cells

'Shit happens' is also a another popular one.

it was his duty

#23, Don't you mean his 'doody'?

Guess this puts a whole new spin on the phrase "dirty humor."

what a crappy job

I mean an overused pun is an overused pun but it shouldn't really affect you, thumbs down and move on. They should know better, like it to use Comic-Sans; nothing wrong until it gets overused and seems almost unprofessional.

I mean I did hear having to be a lifeguard was a very crappy job.

#66, with Comic Sans, there is no "until" to it being unprofessional.

Literally a cess pool of childish crap. Hopefully you cleared the logs up quick and got out of there.

OP is shit out of luck

I bet the kids were giving enough shit as it is to the OP

If they were logs, OP should consider himself lucky.

Thanks captain obvious.

Why did that get buried?

Because it is a lackluster comment that could've been voiced with a simple click of a button! Aka the 'your life sucks' button.

Hey this comment got down voted, but at least he didn't say "that must have been a shitty situation"

#44- I read your comment in the voices of kids after a super hero saved the day

When nature calls

Literally dropped the kids off at the pool. Lol

Well you see nature is one of the kids' mother and she called because they shit in the pool

New rule: you shit in pool, you (or your parents depending on your age) get to help clean out pool or pay extra for cleaning services? Kinda going along the "break it-buy it" rule

That's a good call. Chlorine is expensive.

I agree. As a lifeguard, this would make our lives much more simple.

Those truckloads of pool water are wicked expensive. I agree, let those kids and their parents feel the pinch.

Normal people take a dip in the pool not take a dump in the pool >.>

Throw shit at them LOL

OP isn't a fucking monkey. ._.

I think that classifys as child abuse.

I'm not really sure I could clean it up that's pretty gross. Haha.

Well that's pretty crappy. I tried

And failed.

If you think your comment sucks enough to put "I tried", it probably does.

Fuck this shit. *flips kids*