By VelociTheRaptor - / Tuesday 23 May 2017 02:00 /
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By  darkshadus  |  6

I worked as a Union Electrician and in new construction as well as old they have to provide a safe "pedestrian zone" so you must have been walking were you shouldn't have


Today, I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in a while, but I had heard she was pregnant. I rubbed her belly and asked when she was due. She slowly backed away, giving me a weird look and said, "Two months ago." FML

By kitty91 - / Monday 3 March 2014 01:14 / United States - Albuquerque

Today, thinking I was alone in my house, I went downstairs in my underwear, singing at the top of my voice. I strutted into the kitchen to find two middle-aged men I'd never seen before sat at the kitchen table, drinking coffee. Turns out they will be painting our house for the next two weeks. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 18 September 2012 14:48 / United Kingdom - London
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