By Anonymous - 25/01/2016 01:24 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I was leaving the house to go on a date. My dad stopped me at the door and said confidently, "Tear that pussy up, son." I'm gay and my dad knows that. FML
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iiVas 10
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Looks like your dad saw the opportunity to make that joke and took it xD

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igg125 30
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He means butt pussy.

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iiVas 10
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Looks like your dad saw the opportunity to make that joke and took it xD

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Miss_Chevious 37
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Was he talking about yours.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Cause the male OP has a pussy? Talk about a plot twist.

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Lalala579121 27
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Written and directed by M Night Shyamalan.

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Mewsmash 9
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And produced by Michael Bay

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LPac5295 27
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"This January" *dramatic airhorn* "OP goes on the date of his life. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan and produced by Michael Bay comes the biggest blockbuster of the year." *explosion*

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noisyboy4000 23
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More like biggest cockbuster

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Fuckthefuck 4
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haha. these people on FML fucking suck. you put this funny comment and everybody down votes. 3 comments later some one puts OP has a butt pussy, and gets over 100 thumbs up. these people suck. they downvote the best shit

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Bunnyluver 20
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No, she is calling OP a "pussy".

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igg125 30
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He means butt pussy.

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ThongWarrior 17
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But he could be a bottom

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cloudyface 23
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Bottoms don't tear things up bottoms get tore up...

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teentee401 36
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I think that was 34's point.

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indigohippopo 20
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#3 you look like Fez from That 70s Show :) I read that in Fez's voice

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igg125 30
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Not the first time I hear that.

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YaoiTitan 10
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I'd hope not. Castiel.

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cheeeksss 29
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My dad makes jokes with me all the time. And it's awesome. High five for your dad.

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fezhafeez 12
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high five him and tell him to do the same. watch his reaction!

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corporatescoundr 25
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He'd probably smile and say, "Oh, you know I do! How do you think you got here?"

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JusstJef 16
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He meant the mangina obviously

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diego92 13

That's a great dad!

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Dilexar 26
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Wow. I wouldn't even know what to say.

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ShaynaMarie322 15
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That must be his version of "break a leg."

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Leauge 13
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Maybe he found out your date has cats and he knows you like cats so he gave you an obscure joke to throw you off his trail.

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Talonshere 14
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Why... That's bestiality.

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Talis99 26

I'm curious as to the thought train that led you to this. It jumped the tracks and crashed sometime back.

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