Looks like your dad saw the opportunity to make that joke and took it xD

Was he talking about yours.

Cause the male OP has a pussy? Talk about a plot twist.

Written and directed by M Night Shyamalan.

And produced by Michael Bay

"This January" *dramatic airhorn* "OP goes on the date of his life. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan and produced by Michael Bay comes the biggest blockbuster of the year." *explosion*

More like biggest cockbuster

haha. these people on FML fucking suck. you put this funny comment and everybody down votes. 3 comments later some one puts OP has a butt pussy, and gets over 100 thumbs up. these people suck. they downvote the best shit

No, she is calling OP a "pussy".

He means butt pussy.

Hahaha!

A... bussy

But he could be a bottom

Bottoms don't tear things up bottoms get tore up...

I think that was 34's point.

#3 you look like Fez from That 70s Show :)
I read that in Fez's voice

Not the first time I hear that.

I'd hope not. Castiel.

My dad makes jokes with me all the time. And it's awesome. High five for your dad.

high five him and tell him to do the same. watch his reaction!

He'd probably smile and say, "Oh, you know I do! How do you think you got here?"

He meant the mangina obviously

That's a great dad!

Wow. I wouldn't even know what to say.

That must be his version of "break a leg."

Maybe he found out your date has cats and he knows you like cats so he gave you an obscure joke to throw you off his trail.

Why... That's bestiality.

I'm curious as to the thought train that led you to this. It jumped the tracks and crashed sometime back.