Today, I was leaving the house to go on a date. My dad stopped me at the door and said confidently, "Tear that pussy up, son." I'm gay and my dad knows that. FML
"This January" *dramatic airhorn* "OP goes on the date of his life. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan and produced by Michael Bay comes the biggest blockbuster of the year." *explosion*
haha. these people on FML fucking suck. you put this funny comment and everybody down votes. 3 comments later some one puts OP has a butt pussy, and gets over 100 thumbs up. these people suck. they downvote the best shit