Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML
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Jasper_fml
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dude, that's rad.
also, first.
also, first.
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I_Go_Commando
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If this isn't motivation enough to get your ass in shape, i don't know what is.
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chadbrochill70
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http://johnnylongdong.mybrute.com/
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xxyumtasticxx
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it's like family guy
Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult!
Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid.
Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult!
Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid.
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InsanePPG
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My thoughts exactly.
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twilighter_644
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hahaha thats horrible FYL
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DaemonDoC
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hahahaha:) not fml imho. just a nice joke xD
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mf_fml
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#4, exactly what i thought of too.
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ilikerainbows
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FYL for the security guard being an idiot. But also, YDI for being fat.
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sarcasticsally
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Yeah, definitely straight out of Family Guy, when the security guard tells Chris he needs the two hams back...
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rukusrazor
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it's funny cuz you're fat.
Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult!
Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid.