By atang - 09/04/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML
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I_Go_Commando 0

If this isn't motivation enough to get your ass in shape, i don't know what is.

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xxyumtasticxx 0

it's like family guy Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult! Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid.

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Jasper_fml 0
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dude, that's rad. also, first.

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I_Go_Commando 0

If this isn't motivation enough to get your ass in shape, i don't know what is.

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xxyumtasticxx 0

it's like family guy Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult! Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid.

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InsanePPG 25
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My thoughts exactly.

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twilighter_644 0
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hahaha thats horrible FYL

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DaemonDoC 0
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hahahaha:) not fml imho. just a nice joke xD

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mf_fml 0
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#4, exactly what i thought of too.

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ilikerainbows 0
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FYL for the security guard being an idiot. But also, YDI for being fat.

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sarcasticsally 0

Yeah, definitely straight out of Family Guy, when the security guard tells Chris he needs the two hams back...

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rukusrazor 0
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it's funny cuz you're fat.

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hawtieeex3 0

ha, family guy muchh ? i guess you is chubbby, sucks for youu! #9- hahaaa.

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