By atang - 09/04/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 815
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If this isn't motivation enough to get your ass in shape, i don't know what is.

it's like family guy Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult! Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid.

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dude, that's rad. also, first.

If this isn't motivation enough to get your ass in shape, i don't know what is.

http://johnnylongdong.mybrute.com/

it's like family guy Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult! Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid.

My thoughts exactly.

hahaha thats horrible FYL

hahahaha:) not fml imho. just a nice joke xD

#4, exactly what i thought of too.

FYL for the security guard being an idiot. But also, YDI for being fat.

Yeah, definitely straight out of Family Guy, when the security guard tells Chris he needs the two hams back...

it's funny cuz you're fat.