By atang - 09/04/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 860
You deserved it 11 442

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I_Go_Commando 0

If this isn't motivation enough to get your ass in shape, i don't know what is.

xxyumtasticxx 0

it's like family guy Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult! Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid.

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dude, that's rad. also, first.

I_Go_Commando 0

If this isn't motivation enough to get your ass in shape, i don't know what is.

xxyumtasticxx 0

it's like family guy Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult! Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid.

My thoughts exactly.

hahaha thats horrible FYL

hahahaha:) not fml imho. just a nice joke xD

#4, exactly what i thought of too.

FYL for the security guard being an idiot. But also, YDI for being fat.

sarcasticsally 0

Yeah, definitely straight out of Family Guy, when the security guard tells Chris he needs the two hams back...

it's funny cuz you're fat.

hawtieeex3 0

ha, family guy muchh ? i guess you is chubbby, sucks for youu! #9- hahaaa.