FML : Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it...

Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML

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You deserved it

By atang - / Thursday 9 April 2009 09:16 / United States

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By I_Go_Commando | 0

#96570 - Thursday 9 April 2009 20:02

If this isn't motivation enough to get your ass in shape, i don't know what is.

By xxyumtasticxx | 0

#96577 - Thursday 9 April 2009 20:03

it's like family guy

Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult!
Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid.

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By Jasper_fml | 0

#96569 - Thursday 9 April 2009 20:02

dude, that's rad.
also, first.

By I_Go_Commando | 0

#96570 - Thursday 9 April 2009 20:02

If this isn't motivation enough to get your ass in shape, i don't know what is.

By chadbrochill70 | 0

#96572 - Thursday 9 April 2009 20:02

http://johnnylongdong.mybrute.com/

By xxyumtasticxx | 0

#96577 - Thursday 9 April 2009 20:03

it's like family guy

Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult!
Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid.

InsanePPG | 25

#612299 - Friday 9 October 2009 20:52

My thoughts exactly.

By twilighter_644 | 0

#96585 - Thursday 9 April 2009 20:05

hahaha thats horrible FYL

By DaemonDoC | 0

#96606 - Thursday 9 April 2009 20:10

hahahaha:) not fml imho. just a nice joke xD

By mf_fml | 0

#96610 - Thursday 9 April 2009 20:11

#4, exactly what i thought of too.

By ilikerainbows | 0

#96615 - Thursday 9 April 2009 20:12

FYL for the security guard being an idiot. But also, YDI for being fat.

By sarcasticsally | 0

#96632 - Thursday 9 April 2009 20:15

Yeah, definitely straight out of Family Guy, when the security guard tells Chris he needs the two hams back...

By rukusrazor | 0

#96651 - Thursday 9 April 2009 20:23

it's funny cuz you're fat.

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