By bronzemedal97 - United States
Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML
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  spazz666  |  18

You have to be high to say cool story Bro...?
I must be constantly high then, cause I tease my friends by saying "Cool story bro, do you tell it at parties?"

  spazz666  |  18

"Baby, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry! How are you feeling?"
"....Excuse me, but.... Who are you?"
"What? Babe, stop that's not funny."
"Why do you keep calling me babe and baby?? I don't know you!"
"We've been together for (x amount of time)! I'm your girlfriend!"
"I'm sorry.... I just don't remember you!"

You get where this is going.