Miscellaneous: Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her...

By bronzemedal97 - 15/06/2009 11:40 - United States

Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML

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justmyluck1212 0

Monday 15 June 2009 20:07

Tell her u've got amnesia & can't remember her

dogsickftl 0

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Monday 15 June 2009 20:02

'HEADS UP' Sorry, Couldn't resist. LMFAO must of been funny.

ALittleBitCrazy 0

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Monday 15 June 2009 20:01

Auch, she said sorry right? #1 :D

dogsickftl 0

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Monday 15 June 2009 20:02

'HEADS UP' Sorry, Couldn't resist. LMFAO must of been funny.

cucuto89 0

Monday 15 June 2009 20:05

Cool Story BRo

LiznessMonster 9

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Sunday 19 December 2010 17:55

Are you high?

spazz666 18

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Tuesday 27 March 2012 17:08

You have to be high to say cool story Bro...? I must be constantly high then, cause I tease my friends by saying "Cool story bro, do you tell it at parties?"

Weil 0

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Monday 15 June 2009 20:06

If she was your girlfriend, you shouldn't have been THAT surprised.

justmyluck1212 0

Monday 15 June 2009 20:07

Tell her u've got amnesia & can't remember her

spazz666 18

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Tuesday 27 March 2012 17:15

"Baby, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry! How are you feeling?" "....Excuse me, but.... Who are you?" "What? Babe, stop that's not funny." "Why do you keep calling me babe and baby?? I don't know you!" "We've been together for (x amount of time)! I'm your girlfriend!" "I'm sorry.... I just don't remember you!" You get where this is going.