By bronzemedal97 - 15/06/2009 11:40 - United States

Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML
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justmyluck1212 0
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Tell her u've got amnesia & can't remember her

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dogsickftl 0
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'HEADS UP' Sorry, Couldn't resist. LMFAO must of been funny.

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ALittleBitCrazy 0
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Auch, she said sorry right? #1 :D

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dogsickftl 0
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'HEADS UP' Sorry, Couldn't resist. LMFAO must of been funny.

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spazz666 18
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You have to be high to say cool story Bro...? I must be constantly high then, cause I tease my friends by saying "Cool story bro, do you tell it at parties?"

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Weil 0
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If she was your girlfriend, you shouldn't have been THAT surprised.

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justmyluck1212 0
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Tell her u've got amnesia & can't remember her

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spazz666 18
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"Baby, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry! How are you feeling?" "....Excuse me, but.... Who are you?" "What? Babe, stop that's not funny." "Why do you keep calling me babe and baby?? I don't know you!" "We've been together for (x amount of time)! I'm your girlfriend!" "I'm sorry.... I just don't remember you!" You get where this is going.

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aback 4
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Make her get her own damn snack food and goose her good.

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ChadHelton 8
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I don't know why this stuck me funny

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candy_cane_child 0
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Poor thing! She's probably beating herself up over it! Don't be too hard on her.

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