By bronzemedal97 - 15/06/2009 11:40 - United States

Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML
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Tell her u've got amnesia & can't remember her

'HEADS UP' Sorry, Couldn't resist. LMFAO must of been funny.

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Auch, she said sorry right? #1 :D

'HEADS UP' Sorry, Couldn't resist. LMFAO must of been funny.

You have to be high to say cool story Bro...? I must be constantly high then, cause I tease my friends by saying "Cool story bro, do you tell it at parties?"

If she was your girlfriend, you shouldn't have been THAT surprised.

Tell her u've got amnesia & can't remember her

"Baby, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry! How are you feeling?" "....Excuse me, but.... Who are you?" "What? Babe, stop that's not funny." "Why do you keep calling me babe and baby?? I don't know you!" "We've been together for (x amount of time)! I'm your girlfriend!" "I'm sorry.... I just don't remember you!" You get where this is going.

Make her get her own damn snack food and goose her good.

I don't know why this stuck me funny

Poor thing! She's probably beating herself up over it! Don't be too hard on her.