Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
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fightingkittens
| 39
Surprise buttsex?
Oh, I'll probably get hell for this.
Oh, I'll probably get hell for this.
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TrueTriage
| 16
At least you saw it coming.
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fightingkittens
| 39
This is what happens when I'm online at 2 AM. The word vomit just comes straight out.
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lilhellian
| 26
But this puppy didn't see the word "vomit" in the first post... ^.^
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fightingkittens
| 39
* cue Zoidberg voice *
Your joke was bad.
And you should feel bad.
Your joke was bad.
And you should feel bad.
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TheRandomIndian
| 17
24 do you feel bad?
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seandoc
| 13
Just look up Suprise on Youtube, and you'll see the funniest Team Fortress 2 video ever.
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screenager5
| 35
...how does an innocent butt slap turn into buttsex? o.O
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fightingkittens
| 39
27 tried to reply to my shitty comment with a shitty comment of his own, in an apparent attempt to nullify the shittiness. Fail.
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seandoc
| 13
No #34, I failed to make you laugh. I didn't attempt to nullify YOUR shittiness, shithead.
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starbunnytwinkle
| 3
33.. You've obviously never watched porn..
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screenager5
| 35
70- damn. you're right. guess my ignorance gave me away. >.
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Seany_93
| 17
Ill show ya
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sux4u121
| 10
I would look at this as a good thing. Sure you may have embarrased yourself but she is clearly interested in you.
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
Or she's clowning your ass (pardon the pun). Step wisely, brother...
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patrickalamo
| 47
She is laughing, step one. Now go make fun of the event with her... You two are on the same side, step two.
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amillionbucks
| 5
Well, now you have a free pass to smack her ass. You know what to do.
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EsotericBrent
| 29
Well you did leave yourself vulnerable to a surprise attack.
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a1f0sff
| 25
Your injured face shouldn't help either... if you got hurt.
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Tdrizzzzzly
| 19
This could be a hilarious, everlasting story to tell your future kids with this person : )
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Tdrizzzzzly
| 19
This could be a hilarious, everlasting story to tell your future kids with this person : )
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Tdrizzzzzly
| 19
This could be a hilarious, everlasting story to tell your future kids with this person : )
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Tdrizzzzzly
| 19
This could be a hilarious, everlasting story to tell your future kids with this person : )
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Tdrizzzzzly
| 19
This could be a hilarious, everlasting story to tell your future kids with this person : )
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Tdrizzzzzly
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This could be a hilarious, everlasting story to tell your future kids with this person : )
Oh, I'll probably get hell for this.