FML : Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped...

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By nose hurts - / Sunday 30 December 2013 01:01 / United States - Richmond

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By fightingkittens | 39

#5295301 - Sunday 30 December 2013 10:44

Surprise buttsex?

Oh, I'll probably get hell for this.

By sux4u121 | 10

#5295306 - Sunday 30 December 2013 10:45

I would look at this as a good thing. Sure you may have embarrased yourself but she is clearly interested in you.

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By fightingkittens | 39

#5295301 - Sunday 30 December 2013 10:44

Surprise buttsex?

Oh, I'll probably get hell for this.

TrueTriage | 16

#5295330 - Sunday 30 December 2013 10:47

At least you saw it coming.

fightingkittens | 39

#5295360 - Sunday 30 December 2013 10:54

This is what happens when I'm online at 2 AM. The word vomit just comes straight out.

lilhellian | 26

#5295370 - Sunday 30 December 2013 10:57

But this puppy didn't see the word "vomit" in the first post... ^.^

fightingkittens | 39

#5295390 - Sunday 30 December 2013 11:13

* cue Zoidberg voice *

Your joke was bad.
And you should feel bad.

TheRandomIndian | 17

#5295423 - Sunday 30 December 2013 11:51

24 do you feel bad?

seandoc | 13

#5295428 - Sunday 30 December 2013 11:56

Just look up Suprise on Youtube, and you'll see the funniest Team Fortress 2 video ever.

screenager5 | 35

#5295445 - Sunday 30 December 2013 12:15

...how does an innocent butt slap turn into buttsex? o.O

fightingkittens | 39

#5295450 - Sunday 30 December 2013 12:18

27 tried to reply to my shitty comment with a shitty comment of his own, in an apparent attempt to nullify the shittiness. Fail.

seandoc | 13

#5296461 - Sunday 30 December 2013 19:48

No #34, I failed to make you laugh. I didn't attempt to nullify YOUR shittiness, shithead.

starbunnytwinkle | 3

#5297645 - Monday 31 December 2013 5:27

33.. You've obviously never watched porn..

screenager5 | 35

#5299081 - Monday 31 December 2013 10:33

70- damn. you're right. guess my ignorance gave me away. >.

Seany_93 | 17

#5309032 - Saturday 5 January 2013 2:29

Ill show ya

By sux4u121 | 10

#5295306 - Sunday 30 December 2013 10:45

I would look at this as a good thing. Sure you may have embarrased yourself but she is clearly interested in you.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5295602 - Sunday 30 December 2013 14:09

Or she's clowning your ass (pardon the pun). Step wisely, brother...

patrickalamo | 47

#5295706 - Sunday 30 December 2013 15:04

She is laughing, step one. Now go make fun of the event with her... You two are on the same side, step two.

amillionbucks | 5

#5295762 - Sunday 30 December 2013 15:34

Well, now you have a free pass to smack her ass. You know what to do.

By EsotericBrent | 29

#5295308 - Sunday 30 December 2013 10:46

Well you did leave yourself vulnerable to a surprise attack.

By a1f0sff | 24

#5295310 - Sunday 30 December 2013 10:46

Your injured face shouldn't help either... if you got hurt.