By spiderinmylips - 24/06/2009 20:19 - United States

Today, I was laying out in my backyard trying to get some color, when I felt a little tickle on my lips. I rubbed them together to satisfy the itch, when I felt a sort of crunchish popping between them. I had crushed a spider between my lips and its legs were still moving. FML
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Wow, I wouln't even know what I would do if that happened to me. I would be scared shitless and freak out until I faint.

why the fuck are u on this site then?


I'm fucking sick of these spider FMLs.

I'm fucking sick of FMLs! People should stop submitting them!

why the fuck are u on this site then?

haha i agreeeee. && OP; ew, that suuckss haha. i hate spiders :

Spiders= eek. Squishy/ed bugs/arachnids= ick. Anything icky going near your mouth/ear/eyes/etcetera= /violent shudder of disgust and vague horror Squished spider near one of one's openings (especially ON THEIR LIPS)= omfg, ewewewew, aihiahgegihaepa, /violent shudder. There. Enjoy. Just because you don't have a problem with spiders doesn't mean nobody else does. You might as well just say "I'm sick of FMLs that are only momentarily blegh-ish" or some such ... but I seem to recall the site itself saying "little moments that ruin your day" somewhere. So. Yeah. Maybe it didn't ruin their entire life, but it usually DOES ruin their day in some way, shape or form. Anyway, to the OP, eurgh. Legs. Still moving. /gags

Omfg. I have the biggest phobia of bugs and spiders ever. I seriously would've started crying if I were you.

Wow, I wouln't even know what I would do if that happened to me. I would be scared shitless and freak out until I faint.

That's just soooooooo disgusting. FYL. But I think the majority of the population would just brush it off with their hand?

she couldnt brush it off with her hand cuz it was in her mouth...


Oh that's gross :/ I would scream if that happened to me. Just the other night, I was on FML and a spider walked across my face. D: Nasty nasty

the average person eats 9 spiders during their life while they sleep, at least you were aware of it.

If this is true that doesnt really bother me, though i am curiosu to see this statistic.

That's a myth

ew ew ew ew ewwwwwwww get a exterminator

You're an idiot. You want her to hire an exterminator to get rid of all the spiders OUTSIDE? Dipshit. It's like me telling a hunter to kill all the birds in the world. Its impossible. Think before you speak next time, it just makes you sound stupid.

What did it taste like?

ahhh! hahah thats so gross!

haha, well, at least you weren't asleep and it crawled up your nose. THAT would have sucked.

damnnn....thats terrible! im so grossed out by spiders! i dont know though..i've heard so many spider stories it just me?

U didnt mention which lips...