By conspicuous - United States - Baton Rouge
Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditiorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and clapped. FML
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By  perdix  |  29

You should have yelled, "Fuck Starbucks! Overpriced, pretentious, yuppie shit! Guess what, it's burnt!!"

I guess if you're shy (the unpretentious way to say "social anxiety"), that's not in the cards, but it would be fuckin' funny!

  random_ribbons  |  15

I always had a problem being on time for school, but that's because in addition to my social anxiety I have school phobia and it took a lot from me just to get there, let alone on time. If OP had a similar situation, it may not be that they didn't want to wake up but that they were trying their best to get there. On the other hand, they might just have woken up late, and if so this comment was pointless.