By habbsrule - Canada
Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML
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By  Soloman212  |  28

The boy learns fast...
(On a side note, you should have showed him your adult diapers to make sure he understood that the technique called for flatulence rather than shitting.)

  missalkali  |  8

I love I when someone's comment is that they're first and then they end up as the 2nd, 3rd, or 4th comment...
it's like, haha nice going! now you really look like a dumbass!!

edit: the comment I commented on was deleted

  xcarxcrashx  |  9

Really 19? Farts were always pretty funny in my house. And now that I live with my boyfriend who acts 8 when it comes to farts they still are pretty funny in my house.

  bizarre_ftw  |  21

Actually that makes sense, where you're from (I'm going mostly on stereotypes here so if I screw this up don't be angry) some areas are a Lot more formal in their every day lives as well there is more emphasis put on respecting elders, around here we're more laid back and - though I like it this way - that doesn't mean our way is better (in this one instance it apparently smells less to respect your elders more /:)

By  Enslaved  |  36

Don't worry, he'll have years to perfect that joke. I'm surprised she fell for that trick. Time to clue her in what "pull my finger" means. She just got an extra bonus this time. :O