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By jumpedjogger / Wednesday 14 September 2011 08:34 / United States
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That's cheating? Even if the guy is an asshole he doesn't deserve to get cheated on.

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@184 the only decent person here! Thank you! No one deserves to be cheated on and OP would be even worse than the guy who kicked him if he banged the guys wife like a piece of shit

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OP didn't deserve to be battered, but his continuing fear is purely his own fault for not pursuing police involvement after being the victim of a crime.

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aha I duno if it's just me but i prefer solving such small matters myself instead of relying on the authorities first.

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60 - OP got attacked and kicked in the gut, and it appears this happened without him provoking things. How is that such a small matter?

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#60, assault is not a small matter, its a serious matter. If the OP went back tomorrow and clotheslined and kicked the guy in the stomach, and that guy called the cops, the OP would be charged. Someone assaults me, they get to wear the metal wrist bracelets and pay to come back home. This ay they get what they deserve, and I do not have to go to jail either

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I don't know what the fuck 78's talking about but in this situation I'd prefer the 2nd amendment, especially if it was the fat guy down the street from me who refuses to jog and has a hot wife and who's stupid dog never shuts up, and... whoops, maybe I'll post my own FML. or force him too...

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Hey #78, unless you're Michele Bachmann I expect you to understand the constitution. The 1st amendment does not refer to right to sue, nor does any other amendment.

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assault and battery in the usa. assault is only threatening, battery is touching. He is in georgia. the guy will be taken to jail and charged.

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Or just kick his ass. It sounds like the OP is more fit than his neighbor, yet he ran away when some random dude kicked him? Is his neighbor Asian with crazy martial arts skills? Bc I'm really having trouble imagining how some dude kicked him in the stomach anyway Anyway, man up OP. Kick this dudes ass then fuck his wife. Not necessarily in that order.

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She got a lot of thumbs up because she's a pretty girl talking about fucking... That's thumbs up all day long

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That's If he don't kill OP for fucking his wife, since just by jogging around OP gets a kick in the stomach.

I suspect the real reason the neighbors wife won't sleep with him is that she wants her husband to start exercising and get in shape. As far as being scared to leave the house you might consider going to the police. I think in many area he could be charged with assault.

He should do something bout himself instead of pushing the blame on you :) maybe he should have joined you for a jog instead.

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