FML : Today, I was jogging in my neighborhood when I saw a kid's ball roll over to where I was jogging. I stopped grabbed the ball for the kid and started to...

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Today, I was jogging in my neighborhood when I saw a kid's ball roll over to where I was jogging. I stopped grabbed the ball for the kid and started to hand it to him. He then yelled "Stranger Danger" and his parents came sprinting out. I had to explain the story to the police for 30mins. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By TheJoker - / Tuesday 12 May 2009 05:25 / United States

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By ForestFire0 | 1

#191113 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:12

Well, he's safe at least. What a brat. I blame the parents for giving him fear without intelligence.

By immafiremylaser | 0

#191112 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:12

That's what you get for being a considerate person.

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By theannoyingone | 0

#191109 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:08

ahaha FYL

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rawrlily | 0

#1041448 - Thursday 24 June 2010 15:19

how old was he? Like 9?

By immafiremylaser | 0

#191112 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:12

That's what you get for being a considerate person.

By ForestFire0 | 1

#191113 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:12

Well, he's safe at least. What a brat. I blame the parents for giving him fear without intelligence.

By mcrpatd | 0

#191117 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:13

wow that suckss:) you shoulda screemed stranger danger when they were talkin to you !! lol but i dont know who would belive that one...

By rw4rf1s | 0

#191120 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:15

Kids these days.. T__T Some things just go too far.

By rachelbrianna25 | 0

#191141 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:25

this is made up... i have read several similar stories to this one

By crownme | 0

#191150 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:31

Wow. . ."Stranger Danger" that's a good one

By hk_fml | 9

#191156 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:37

Awwww xD how cute.
You must look really scary for the kid to scream stranger danger

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mollyjynxjax | 28

#5608789 - Thursday 1 August 2013 22:56

Nah, I think the kid's just a stupid little fucker

By Douse22 | 0

#191167 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:44

Fucking asshole!!! go find better things to do then preying on little boys assholes.

By juzt | 0

#191183 - Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:54

paranoia.

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