Well air guitar is the most dangerous of instruments.

Say you saved a baby on a wild horse!! ^_^ ( I honestly, wouldnt change a thing!!! Lol.. I thought it was pretty funny.)

Butt trumpet is pretty high up on the list too...

So is the skin flute

OMG OP, you're a freakin' ninja!!!

You were saving dying British orphans is always a good fib

I play air guitar so much better than real guitar. At least to Metallica songs.

I used to play air guitar, but then I took an eye to the knee.

Or that you mixed it up with four senior citizens. They beat you pretty severely but two of them would most likely need hip replacements

Cool, and you were defending the honor of some girl :) Never tell the real story...

Just keep saying "you should see the other guy!" and hope people stop questioning you.

I personally think the real story is better. "What happened to your eye?" "Oh, you know. Playing air guitar is dangerous. Knees go flying EVERYWHERE man." It's good to laugh at ourselves every now and again ^-^ I tripped up the stairs today at school and was laughing at myself while I was helped to my feet. No big deal, just go with it (:

Yeah same with getting hit by a parked car

I used to be a guitar hero, then I took a knee to the eye?

I would just say I got kneed in the face. And when they say "by who?" Ill just say, "HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW, I GOT HIT IN THE EYE!"

#22, I see what you did there, Sir, and I enjoy it very much. Kudos! *thumbs up*

That made me smile.

Awkward turtles is my favorite.

I can air sing..

Yeww air bassist here

Air backup singer right here