By wtf - United States
Today, I was jamming out and playing some air guitar. I somehow managed to knee myself directly in my left eye socket. I now have a hideously swollen face and a black eye. When people ask me what happened, I'll be hesitant to tell the truth. FML
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  muzy  |  23

Or that you mixed it up with four senior citizens. They beat you pretty severely but two of them would most likely need hip replacements

  spazz666  |  18

I personally think the real story is better.
"What happened to your eye?"
"Oh, you know. Playing air guitar is dangerous. Knees go flying EVERYWHERE man."

It's good to laugh at ourselves every now and again ^-^
I tripped up the stairs today at school and was laughing at myself while I was helped to my feet. No big deal, just go with it (: