FML : Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had...

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Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By steph - / Monday 1 June 2009 04:50 / Canada

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By spillproof | 0

#250600 - Monday 1 June 2009 12:05

Oh wow. Hope the dog was okay.

By redbluegreen | 40

#250616 - Monday 1 June 2009 12:12

Do people not realize where they're kicking? Or look around first? Seriously, what are we coming to?

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By spillproof | 0

#250600 - Monday 1 June 2009 12:05

Oh wow. Hope the dog was okay.

By Blithe_626 | 0

#250601 - Monday 1 June 2009 12:05

yay 2nd comment!!!

By redbluegreen | 40

#250616 - Monday 1 June 2009 12:12

Do people not realize where they're kicking? Or look around first? Seriously, what are we coming to?

By sarumanthewhite | 0

#250631 - Monday 1 June 2009 12:21

good. i love the thought of any animal suffering, i hope it's owner took it home and beat it.

By Arcterion | 0

#250632 - Monday 1 June 2009 12:22

Sucks to be you, mang. People should learn to keep their damn dogs on a leash in public.

By lol_seriously | 0

#250634 - Monday 1 June 2009 12:23

FINISH HIM!!

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sugarquill | 0

#1643070 - Wednesday 3 November 2010 07:56

HAHAHAH.

By shortgurlsaywahh | 0

#250636 - Monday 1 June 2009 12:24

First off #4 ur sick and should seek help. But I feel bad for that poor doggie...you should have just left the ball there.

By Barthez01 | 0

#250640 - Monday 1 June 2009 12:26

Next time you get the urge to think...don't.

By SuperAsianPie | 0

#250652 - Monday 1 June 2009 12:44

my daddy kick me in the face for eat tomato :]

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meepmerp | 20

#5857905 - Friday 14 February 2014 08:02

Haaah?

By stiles_fml | 0

#250656 - Monday 1 June 2009 12:48

#7 u idiot he's joking

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