By Upbrakie - 12/01/2010 13:09 - United States

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Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my girlfriend. I told her that I loved her. She asked me how much wind-shield wiper blades cost. FML
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Wiper blades range anywhere from $15-38 dollars.

Or she loves you so much that you're at that part in your relationship where you talk about errands during sex.

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WTF?!?? she's a random chick! dude, I'm random, and I'd still never ask that. how does sex = cost of windshield wipers?

because =. 

Well, how much do they cost?

About two orgasms, and some hurt feelings.

That's your answer!

hahaha that's fucking hilarious! I'll have to use that one day. think about it this way. would u want her to say she loves u too when she didn't mean it only to have her throw it in your face later down the line? I think not. just give it time maybe she'll eventually return the feelings if not, say bye

she doesn't love you sorry

Or she loves you so much that you're at that part in your relationship where you talk about errands during sex.

Wiper blades range anywhere from $15-38 dollars.

Maybe she wanted to use the windshield blade as a dildo :D

That sounds painful as hell.

ahah wiper blades must mean alot to her then

oooooh scandalous. that's why it sucks being straight. poor OP

YDI for having premarital sex and having a dumb GF

there are still people that have a problem with premarital sex? wow.....