By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, I was in the dressing room of my favorite store. While looking in the mirror at a shirt I really like, the fire alarm went off. In a panic, I ran out of the store like everyone else. The sensor went off on my shirt and I was banned from the store for attempted theft. FML
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Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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That's crap. I would be so mad.

tell the manager what happened, im sure he'll understand. if he doesnt, online store?

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That's crap. I would be so mad.

I know right? Do they want the OP to strip off before evacuating?

Well that's what you get for trying to save your life

#1 must have a sad sad life :P OP - SURELY you could defend yourself? I mean, they all heard the fire alarm right???

Sorry, but I don't believe this. At least not if you are in the US - do you realize how difficult it is to get people to pay attention to a fire alarm - everyone always assumes its a drill. Maybe its different in other countries though

tell the manager what happened, im sure he'll understand. if he doesnt, online store?

And...That just sucks.

Lol. Dude this sucks. But just tell them the story, I'm sure they will understand

you just got DURPED

Did you pull the fire alarm?