By I wish it was gum - 23/10/2018 12:00
Today, I was in the cinema making out with my girlfriend. I asked her if she could stop trying to pass me her gum because it was kinda gross. She replied "It's not gum, I just have bronchitis." FML
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By  Deez_Knots  |  10

Wtf. She’s gross.

By  BurnInDemonFire  |  30

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By  Deez_Knots  |  10

Wtf. She’s gross.

By  BEEEEES  |  15

I'd emediately throw up on her, dump her, and leave her there. I'd like to think that I would never even accidentally meet a person that disgusting.