By I wish it was gum - 23/10/2018 12:00

Today, I was in the cinema making out with my girlfriend. I asked her if she could stop trying to pass me her gum because it was kinda gross. She replied, "It's not gum, I just have bronchitis." FML
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and I am done with my lunch.

Deez_Knots 10

Wtf. She’s gross.

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and I am done with my lunch.

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Deez_Knots 10

Wtf. She’s gross.

Well at least it wasn't a Snowball.

That is vile. 🤢

What the fuck is wrong with her?

When I was in school I was told the same joke. I was in school 30 years ago.

Low levels? Can't belive this is coming from a girl... 😷

I'd emediately throw up on her, dump her, and leave her there. I'd like to think that I would never even accidentally meet a person that disgusting.

Ain't nobody got time for that.