FML : Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended...

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Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML

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By amg85904 / Friday 30 January 2009 00:13 / United States

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By Drew_D | 0

#46 - Tuesday 3 February 2009 04:24

I just laughed so hard I farted.

By alwaysalady | 0

#1659 - Thursday 12 February 2009 08:24

My husband farted so bad last night, he woke our baby and the baby cried.

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By Drew_D | 0

#46 - Tuesday 3 February 2009 04:24

I just laughed so hard I farted.

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gomgom54 | 0

#868039 - Thursday 18 February 2010 06:18

win ^

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grobo555 | 0

#1302773 - Thursday 26 August 2010 11:43

hahahahahahaha

By that_girl | 0

#429 - Saturday 7 February 2009 12:15

my boyfriend does the same thing if i burp.

By effit | 0

#815 - Monday 9 February 2009 09:36

hahahah thats beautiful. Ive done that too... oh god, it's great everytime.

By Tikal_fml | 0

#943 - Tuesday 10 February 2009 01:42

That's guys for you, farting is like a competition or game for us.

By lemonkid44 | 0

#990 - Tuesday 10 February 2009 05:06

haha i don't mind when my girlfriend farts. who cares?

By Haelous | 0

#1060 - Tuesday 10 February 2009 03:45

Fail for not doing a dutch oven. Really though, meh. It's just a fart. Who cares?

By alwaysalady | 0

#1659 - Thursday 12 February 2009 08:24

My husband farted so bad last night, he woke our baby and the baby cried.

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_miss_anonymous_ | 0

#348361 - Sunday 28 June 2009 07:14

my goodness that's hilarious, alwaysalady! nice name by the way...

By lalalala_fml | 0

#2819 - Tuesday 17 February 2009 01:25

hahahahhaah i just laughed so hard at 25

By BalsaTouching | 0

#3438 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 06:28

25 is MASSIVE win ... and OP, farting is not a big deal. At least, it's not to anybody worth sleeping with.

By necomni | 0

#3846 - Thursday 19 February 2009 06:47

That's actually very cute.

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