FML : Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled...

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Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By macattack - / Friday 2 September 2011 02:29 / United States

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By mackenzie2323 | 5

#3221464 - Friday 2 September 2011 08:40

It's kinda weird that a little old lady is just sitting around with her dead dog

By Mercedes16 | 7

#3221460 - Friday 2 September 2011 08:39

Awh. That's sad. :/

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By Mercedes16 | 7

#3221460 - Friday 2 September 2011 08:39

Awh. That's sad. :/

iBhope | 7

#3221472 - Friday 2 September 2011 08:41

That sucks OP. :( I feel sorry for the old lady.

NoahStaz | 3

#3221517 - Friday 2 September 2011 08:45

I think it's kind of creepy. Sitting with a dead pet at home is fine, but in public on a bench? That's just weird. FYL.

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3221525 - Friday 2 September 2011 08:46

Dang, you had to stop at a red light.

Mercedes16 | 7

#3221544 - Friday 2 September 2011 08:48

Well, yeah. It is kinda creepy . Lol,

GohanRZ9 | 0

#3221568 - Friday 2 September 2011 08:50

She's next after the Dog LOL.

krazy_glu3 | 0

#3221801 - Friday 2 September 2011 09:21

Dead puppies aren't much fun. They don't come when you call. They don't chase squirrels at all. Dead puppies aren't much fun. - hilarious song

Finn_the_human | 4

#3222071 - Friday 2 September 2011 10:21

She's joking old people love to pull young people's legs.

SadinSherman | 16

#3222970 - Friday 2 September 2011 03:38

But how would she get the dog to play along

FarSide | 22

#3223162 - Friday 2 September 2011 04:12

What a very sad story! So, do you think the Gators are going to win their season opener?

Jazzgirl101 | 12

#3224427 - Friday 2 September 2011 10:30

thats an awful thing to say

bankrupt | 15

#3225436 - Saturday 3 September 2011 02:41

Thank you, No. 9 that is exactly what I was thinking. Why on earth was the old woman sitting on a bench in public beside the corpse of her dog? That is just fucked up, plain and simple.

By mackenzie2323 | 5

#3221464 - Friday 2 September 2011 08:40

It's kinda weird that a little old lady is just sitting around with her dead dog

EvilCupcake8361 | 9

#3221762 - Friday 2 September 2011 09:16

I know right o_0

sxe_beast | 11

#3221860 - Friday 2 September 2011 09:32

Probably heading to the pet cemetery... ?!

flamegrilled123 | 3

#3222148 - Friday 2 September 2011 10:53

Well she's obviously going to get there by sitting on a bench

MerrikBarbarian | 9

#3222188 - Friday 2 September 2011 11:15

probably waiting for a bus to get there...

ArielTheMermaid | 17

#3222420 - Friday 2 September 2011 12:33

#2 totally said what I was thinking

flagg1888 | 3

#3222485 - Friday 2 September 2011 12:56

Maybe she was taking the dog for one last walk/drag

Mipz | 2

#3222717 - Friday 2 September 2011 02:19

That's what I was gonna say. But 18 is probably right.

Lulicah | 3

#3222788 - Friday 2 September 2011 02:34

She's probably lonely and doesn't have anyone besides the dog.

sunrise1234 | 3

#3224113 - Friday 2 September 2011 08:11

34- that is an interesting movie.

FarSide | 22

#3224355 - Friday 2 September 2011 09:45

Take it to a Chinese restaurant...

addiizcherry | 0

#3765608 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 03:32

Awh! The dog might have been all she has. I'm crying...

natsaysheyyy | 16

#5338225 - Thursday 24 January 2013 07:45

What if her dog JUST died...

By GohanRZ9 | 0

#3221475 - Friday 2 September 2011 08:41

I like cheese k, bye.

By lakaiskate | 12

#3221484 - Friday 2 September 2011 08:42

Well it was a sweet gesture (:

By Dr_Jalepenos | 0

#3221488 - Friday 2 September 2011 08:42

This makes me sad :(

By AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml | 12

#3221498 - Friday 2 September 2011 08:43

You killed her dog by yelling OP. You gave the poor animal a heart attack! D:

llamalpaca382 | 13

#3221690 - Friday 2 September 2011 09:05

That's not even funny a little bit.

amrik | 11

#3221953 - Friday 2 September 2011 09:54

I accidentally gave a thumbs up so can 2 people give a thumbs down. But anyways your not even close to funny.

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#3222822 - Friday 2 September 2011 02:46

I chuckled a bit... Does that make me a bad persin?

92910bg | 4

#3222923 - Friday 2 September 2011 03:22

No it makes u a person who can't spell

turkishjew | 0

#3225696 - Saturday 3 September 2011 03:34

No just... No

dpgft10 | 0

#3730634 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 04:29

Screw all these other idiots that's hilarious lmfao

By DogmaT_fml | 4

#3221538 - Friday 2 September 2011 08:48

you just got punkd

yajooo | 3

#3230684 - Saturday 3 September 2011 11:40

wat?????

By tayza249 | 17

#3221553 - Friday 2 September 2011 08:48

Aww.. The poor woman :( It's not your fault though. I guess it could be hard to tell from a distance that the dog wasn't breathing..

By BiggieShotPac | 0

#3221576 - Friday 2 September 2011 08:51

fuck biggie he shot 2pac! my nigger

By kaengelangeleyes | 9

#3221578 - Friday 2 September 2011 08:51

Aww, the poor lady. I lost a dog before. Was sad for a long time.. :( That can be tough.

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