By Just Awkward
Today, I was in class rubbing my hands together. The lecturer thought that because my hands were up, I had a question. I replied with, "Oh, no I was just playing with myself." Just as it left my mouth, I realised what I was saying. FML
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By  inappropes  |  31

I say shit like that all the time. I was doing inventory with my boss. He is in his 50's so I took the lower shelves. My body was really sore at the end of the day. So I get home and my roommate asks me how I am doing. Before I even think I blurt out "I am sore, my boss had me on my knees all day" *facepalm to the back of my skull*

By  jediemma  |  9

I come out with things like this all of the time, totally oblivious to what other people are hearing. Said it in front of my Grandparents once, they unfortunately were not oblivious!