FML : Today, I was in church. During the prayer, I moved my foot and it pressed against the automatic button on my umbrella causing it to suddenly open. As if...

Today, I was in church. During the prayer, I moved my foot and it pressed against the automatic button on my umbrella causing it to suddenly open. As if that wasn't bad enough, I screamed simultaneously at the shock. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By embarrassed / Monday 4 January 2016 17:58 / United States - Garden Grove

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By teentee401 | 36

#6501669 - Monday 4 January 2016 23:38

Did you at least scream "HOLY SHIT"?

By HoboMeth | 32

#6501673 - Monday 4 January 2016 23:39

Pray people don't get mad

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By teentee401 | 36

#6501669 - Monday 4 January 2016 23:38

Did you at least scream "HOLY SHIT"?

FitFriday | 32

#6503056 - Wednesday 6 January 2016 10:35

Other options OP could've said, "Oh My God" or "Jesus" or "Holy cow".

By HoboMeth | 32

#6501673 - Monday 4 January 2016 23:39

Pray people don't get mad

tantanpanda | 26

#6502336 - Tuesday 5 January 2016 18:27

Nah, they have to forgive.

By Kevin_Kestel | 24

#6501675 - Monday 4 January 2016 23:39

It's happened to me

ladyLALAA | 28

#6501944 - Tuesday 5 January 2016 6:33

Doubtful

By jake_braves | 25

#6501676 - Monday 4 January 2016 23:40

I'm sorry OP, that's really embarrassing. But it's okay. They'll forgive you if they are true believers.

By Shine242 | 17

#6501678 - Monday 4 January 2016 23:40

Omg I'm so sorry. But I actually laughed out loud. This is something that would happen to me.

MandieL | 27

#6502011 - Tuesday 5 January 2016 9:15

I did too, and then I felt bad so I had to come see if others did too. Glad to see there are a few. I'm sure no one was mad OP, probably gave them a little chuckle. Try not to be embarrassed, shit happens.

MandieL | 27

#6502014 - Tuesday 5 January 2016 9:17

My go to scream is "Jesus Christ". Don't know why, that's just what pops out of my mouth (I blame my grandma) so it could have been worse too OP.

By Glynnis62 | 13

#6501684 - Monday 4 January 2016 23:42

I'm sorry that happened OP but that made me laugh...I'm so sorry xD

By cacheson | 39

#6501692 - Monday 4 January 2016 23:44

You should have played it off as a sign from God!

ThrottleJockey | 34

#6502412 - Tuesday 5 January 2016 19:58

He certainly has a sense of humor.

By sunsetium | 14

#6501693 - Monday 4 January 2016 23:46

Maybe it was a sign telling you that going to church will bring bad luck! just kidding hehehe

By Schmavid64 | 13

#6501697 - Monday 4 January 2016 23:53

Accidents happen. I'm sure no one minded too much.

By Tripartita | 44

#6501698 - Monday 4 January 2016 23:54

Normally you'd be right, but in a church, the open umbrella would act as a parabolic dish to hyper-focus the Holy Spirit.

I go into expensive detail on this in my science x religion romfic.