Today, I was in church. During the prayer, I moved my foot and it pressed against the automatic button on my umbrella causing it to suddenly open. As if that wasn't bad enough, I screamed simultaneously at the shock. FML
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teentee401
| 36
Did you at least scream "HOLY SHIT"?
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HoboMeth
| 32
Pray people don't get mad
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teentee401
| 36
Did you at least scream "HOLY SHIT"?
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FitFriday
| 32
Other options OP could've said, "Oh My God" or "Jesus" or "Holy cow".
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HoboMeth
| 32
Pray people don't get mad
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tantanpanda
| 26
Nah, they have to forgive.
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Kevin_Kestel
| 24
It's happened to me
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ladyLALAA
| 28
Doubtful
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jake_braves
| 25
I'm sorry OP, that's really embarrassing. But it's okay. They'll forgive you if they are true believers.
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Shine242
| 17
Omg I'm so sorry. But I actually laughed out loud. This is something that would happen to me.
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MandieL
| 27
I did too, and then I felt bad so I had to come see if others did too. Glad to see there are a few. I'm sure no one was mad OP, probably gave them a little chuckle. Try not to be embarrassed, shit happens.
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MandieL
| 27
My go to scream is "Jesus Christ". Don't know why, that's just what pops out of my mouth (I blame my grandma) so it could have been worse too OP.
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Glynnis62
| 13
I'm sorry that happened OP but that made me laugh...I'm so sorry xD
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cacheson
| 39
You should have played it off as a sign from God!
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ThrottleJockey
| 34
He certainly has a sense of humor.
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sunsetium
| 14
Maybe it was a sign telling you that going to church will bring bad luck! just kidding hehehe
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Schmavid64
| 13
Accidents happen. I'm sure no one minded too much.
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Tripartita
| 44
Normally you'd be right, but in a church, the open umbrella would act as a parabolic dish to hyper-focus the Holy Spirit.
I go into expensive detail on this in my science x religion romfic.
I go into expensive detail on this in my science x religion romfic.