Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly...

By Anonymous - 6/11/2011 00:04 - Reserved

Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML

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By baygirl564 | 9

#3549006 - Sunday 6 November 2011 9:05

Smooth

By jibz | 6

#3549021 - Sunday 6 November 2011 9:08

I would've kept going, I like the thrill of knowing I have an audience.

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By baygirl564 | 9

#3549006 - Sunday 6 November 2011 9:05

Smooth

spyman178 | 0

#3549013 - Sunday 6 November 2011 9:07

It was most definitely smooth. /notsarcasm

Keyman1212 | 14

#3549029 - Sunday 6 November 2011 9:10

Like Keith Stone.

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3549057 - Sunday 6 November 2011 9:17

More like insecurity camera.

rkmepm | 16

#3549091 - Sunday 6 November 2011 9:34

Criminal

hardonforjesus | 10

#3549098 - Sunday 6 November 2011 9:36

"they say I'm up and coming like I'm fucking in an elevator"

enonymous | 8

#3549102 - Sunday 6 November 2011 9:37

The security guards deserve the fml. Worse porn ever. Bad lighting, bad plot, no character progression and bad camera angles.

TheDeadlyTurtle | 7

#3549115 - Sunday 6 November 2011 9:39

But the music is made for porno :D

leadman1989 | 15

#3549180 - Sunday 6 November 2011 10:08

30 - You Sir are a connoisseur of the genre.

42 - No

xoconnie | 8

#3549664 - Sunday 6 November 2011 14:17

no big deal! who cares if they saw

ColdplaySucks | 18

#3549861 - Sunday 6 November 2011 15:13

"[...] like in the movies."

People will never learn their lesson

evamusical | 12

#3550892 - Sunday 6 November 2011 19:53

I think you mean: like in all the porn...

angrymexican | 8

#3556696 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 3:08

At least you didn't jack off

knightsfb | 0

#3561899 - Wednesday 9 November 2011 7:28

Op they didn't want you to stop, they just wanted you to turn so they had a better view

By nublets | 12

#3549009 - Sunday 6 November 2011 9:06

Well at least they stopped you before it got to the good part

baygirl564 | 9

#3549024 - Sunday 6 November 2011 9:08

True

Iheartfunny | 1

#3549620 - Sunday 6 November 2011 14:06

If i operated that security camera I would have put the video on the internet and go into the porno buisness.

amanda_say_whutt | 9

#3550555 - Sunday 6 November 2011 18:18

I think everyone should now that there are security cameras on elevators. C'mon. Have you see Devil ? But in case you didn't know, now you do (:

iam_yummylicious | 12

#3553165 - Monday 7 November 2011 8:08

I would have kept going.

cutielilangel | 8

#3553557 - Monday 7 November 2011 11:08

So confused.. With technology now a days wouldn't you have thought that there would be cameras in the elevator?

By jibz | 6

#3549021 - Sunday 6 November 2011 9:08

I would've kept going, I like the thrill of knowing I have an audience.

ikickgingers | 15

#3549581 - Sunday 6 November 2011 13:59

O.o ^^^^^

rawrkittyrawr | 6

#3549804 - Sunday 6 November 2011 14:58

I always feel like somebody's watching me

jizzwold | 21

#3550450 - Sunday 6 November 2011 17:38

^Paranoid parrot

By captainfalcon7 | 0

#3549031 - Sunday 6 November 2011 9:10

and...?

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3549203 - Sunday 6 November 2011 10:23

... giant blobs of Chicken Alfredo began raiding the Intergalactic Mushroom Reserve led by General Wardenbachersteinmanson-Smith.

By Palirose | 22

#3549033 - Sunday 6 November 2011 9:10

You should have just told them to shut up flipped them off and kept Doing it. It's not like they could have stopped you.

By Shiraishi_fml | 6

#3549038 - Sunday 6 November 2011 9:11

It's alright, I'm sure no one saw.

PrincessesCrown | 17

#3552529 - Monday 7 November 2011 2:24

Think about it. Read it again, and then think about it. Dumbass

Shiraishi_fml | 6

#3552610 - Monday 7 November 2011 3:19

Yes, and I am sure you haven't heard of sarcasm either.

theten_fml | 9

#3553189 - Monday 7 November 2011 8:29

Is that sarcasm?

coolstorybro6969 | 6

#3553605 - Monday 7 November 2011 12:03

Horrible use of sarcasm

By hardonforjesus | 10

#3549043 - Sunday 6 November 2011 9:12

Should have just given them two fingers and carried on

slushpup9696 | 12

#3549107 - Sunday 6 November 2011 9:38

Pretty sure there are better uses for those two fingers in this situation.

hardonforjesus | 10

#3549183 - Sunday 6 November 2011 10:11

Pretty sure he had two hands

kcircuses | 1

#3549213 - Sunday 6 November 2011 10:37

47-no not necessarily op never indicated if they were an amputee or not we cant just go around assuming things

FlufflyFlamingos | 0

#3549235 - Sunday 6 November 2011 10:58

I'm sure he would've needed two hands to prop his girlfriend up on the railing.

perdix | 29

#3549474 - Sunday 6 November 2011 13:12

I'm guessing that #12 is referring to the middle fingers of both hands, while #32 is talking about adjacent fingers on the same hand. What the gf would prefer depends on her state of wetness at the moment.