By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 15:39 - South Africa

Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work. I saw a cute guy sitting across from me. As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart. All I could do was sit there and wait for my stop. FML
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When I read these types of FML's, I really wonder why some people find it so hard to hold in a fart. Is your ass that loose that when you shift you let out a gust of wind?

LOL! You should had looked around to see who did it. Lol..

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everyone farts. nbd.

I bet he was aghast.

Bwha ha hah ah ha ha

everyone farts, just not in public.. expecially women. hahaha

you should have given him a creepy smile after that lol

you should have given him a creepy smile after that lol

you should have given him a creepy smile after that lol

It's just a big deal for women in public.

well did he say "nice"?

LOL! You should had looked around to see who did it. Lol..

The guy was right in front of her. Looking around and pretending it was someone else would only make her look even more stupid.

Maybe she could say it was an echo? Trains are pretty noisy, after all.

When I read these types of FML's, I really wonder why some people find it so hard to hold in a fart. Is your ass that loose that when you shift you let out a gust of wind?

LOOL true same here bro

that's what happens to "anal" people

hahaha almost farted when I read this, jk

Maybe he liked it, and started wafting the smell towards him?

Something you would do?

Nah, something some anonymous dude from Canada had to witness.

It's okay 11, I got it even if no one else does.

LOL good reference to the other FML, #11

So it smelled like onions?

lol I agree with #4 but when you hold it in it comes out louder and it is natural to fart if you don't you will die

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Wow is all I have to say

Least it wasnt a shart you let out

that's so gross.. you should have looked discusted and looked ppl near you so he wouldn't think you just farted... duh. not that hard. lol