By Anonymous - United States - Kannapolis
Today, I was in a training about the newest changes in CPR. The trainer was discussing chest compression techniques and said she prefers "good, fast, hard pumping." I was the only one who snickered out loud, drawing several annoyed looks from the other trainees. I'm a 45-year-old doctor. FML
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By  AGB10  |  19

Nothing wrong with that..I think it's amusing too..specially if the trainer is cute ;)
Look on the bright side - Maybe you were the only one in the room who feels 25..and the rest maybe 25 but going in 70..

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  SMHsohard  |  22

Health Care professionals get recertified every 2 years. Frankly, the class is boring as balls after the first couple (especially the BLS class). I'm a 56 year old nurse and I would have been snickering right along with OP.

By  AGB10  |  19

Nothing wrong with that..I think it's amusing too..specially if the trainer is cute ;)
Look on the bright side - Maybe you were the only one in the room who feels 25..and the rest maybe 25 but going in 70..

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  MGITSWFTC  |  17

Looking closely, I'm pretty sure that's too purple to be blood, and that's definitely not a leech.
Which begs the question: who the hell puts grape jelly on their eye and takes a photo?

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  Aeroxx1337  |  17

Looking closely, the eye has purple stuff around it too. I think the blob is purple makeup on the camera lens in a very convenient shape. At least, I hope it is.

By  PresAgent  |  23

I would have laughed too, OP. A healthy sense of humor is priceless. I know from experience those first-aid classes can get boring quickly. Good on you for finding humor in such a course, even if the others were a bit prudish.