By sweet_stufz - Canada
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
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  knibbsy  |  4

Those who were waiting outside the stall were most likely complete strangers, never seen before and never to be seen again by OP. Who the hell cares what they think? Trying to play it off like it isn't yours is idiotic. Walk out of the stall with pride and say "see that pile of shit in there? It's mine. MINE."