Today, I was in a public restroom. The guy in the urinal next to me was making loud sounds of discomfort. I ignored him and finished up. I turned around to be greeted by his red swollen beehive of a crotch, and him asking, "Is my penis supposed to look like this?" FML
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Tyger44
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"no,sir i think not.ER now"
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Ikushka
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No man and you aren't supposed to be asking me either
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Tyger44
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"no,sir i think not.ER now"
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pronounciations
| 5
What the fuck happened?
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xCrazyWhiteGirlx
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Am I the only one that notices "next to me" is written twice?
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EvilPotato
| 14
1 Nope, I noticed.
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LiveLaughFML
| 10
kill it with fire! kill it with firrrrrrre
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zombicidal
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maybe some STD or something or a lot of STDs like the man equivalent of a blue waffle
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nava1210
| 12
I would have kicked it and walked away..
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ShroomsOnAcid
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17 Maybe the first "next to me" was referring to the urinal, and the second was referring to the guy? Nah, it's still repetitive.
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fthislyfe
| 22
Haha I didn't notice it the first time. Weird...
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DrDilllonReese
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3- I'm assuming nuclear radiation or something cool
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auzzrage
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maybe his dick is normal yours is not?
or he has an STI
or he has an STI
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Kyzahhh
| 7
Only after sleeping with a hooker in Thailand
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krystal753
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74 lmao :D
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raphanne_fml
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#74 Speaking from experience?
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Daralea
| 21
Yes, auzzrage. The burning sensation when you pee is entirely normal.
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enonymous
| 8
I'm still waiting on my answer... Is it supposed to look this way?
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laneylovesu2
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...Just go back in your stall and hope it doesn't touch you
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gojira666
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Id straight up sparta kick that fuckin pervert in the chest
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davidisbeast
| 12
#54 I hope you know blue waffles aren't real ...
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hinchkongfang
| 0
Maybe he had an actual beehive on there!! Or was there just a lot of red pubes?? Either way, if it looked angry, run bitch run!!!
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Kiirst_mt1994
| 26
scarred and awkward? LOL!
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Glidefedt
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I hopw you said yes..
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Beeftinkle
| 13
I wonder how many "next to me"s can be put together before I realize there's more than 1
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Beeftinkle
| 13
And ihop with you sounds delicious
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abbybailey204
| 19
Why would you hope that???
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yankfan89
| 27
Because that's how his looks and he wants it to be normal
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MCRaddict
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i really hope u said yes
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LoveLife293
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That's too disgusting...
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kings1fan
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Think he was just excited to se you
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tittymagic
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I can't imagine what it looks like in actual person, on a total stranger because I have seen pictures that have made me want to barf
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False_Stupidity
| 41
^ like your picture.... :-0==={~}
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Ikushka
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No man and you aren't supposed to be asking me either
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txgirl2013
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Hopefully you told him to go to the hospital...
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Beeftinkle
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I ate a live cute puppy once
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brianjman14
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:O
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auzzrage
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38 you made my day
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sonangedemusique
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38: that's a fennec fox, not a puppy.
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saIty
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I wonder what kind of kinky things he did to get that. Or maybe he likes to walk around naked in his backyard and a bee stung it.
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chubby_choco
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You wonder? You're crazy. I'm specifically trying NOT to wonder how he did that to himself.
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Buttsexpirate
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Just say no.
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Jamicianprince
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Thats totally normal not ):
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datoismyname
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Awkward
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ricinator
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ew....