FML : Today, I was in a public restroom. The guy in the urinal next to me was making loud sounds of discomfort. I ignored him and finished up. I turned around...

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Today, I was in a public restroom. The guy in the urinal next to me was making loud sounds of discomfort. I ignored him and finished up. I turned around to be greeted by his red swollen beehive of a crotch, and him asking, "Is my penis supposed to look like this?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By blarp / Monday 17 October 2011 04:20 / United States

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By Tyger44 | 1

#3444515 - Monday 17 October 2011 11:59

"no,sir i think not.ER now"

By Ikushka | 3

#3444547 - Monday 17 October 2011 12:03

No man and you aren't supposed to be asking me either

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By Tyger44 | 1

#3444515 - Monday 17 October 2011 11:59

"no,sir i think not.ER now"

pronounciations | 5

#3444524 - Monday 17 October 2011 12:00

What the fuck happened?

xCrazyWhiteGirlx | 0

#3444671 - Monday 17 October 2011 12:31

Am I the only one that notices "next to me" is written twice?

EvilPotato | 14

#3444683 - Monday 17 October 2011 12:35

1 Nope, I noticed.

LiveLaughFML | 10

#3444841 - Monday 17 October 2011 13:18

kill it with fire! kill it with firrrrrrre

zombicidal | 11

#3445008 - Monday 17 October 2011 14:32

maybe some STD or something or a lot of STDs like the man equivalent of a blue waffle

nava1210 | 12

#3445069 - Monday 17 October 2011 14:49

I would have kicked it and walked away..

ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#3445082 - Monday 17 October 2011 14:54

17 Maybe the first "next to me" was referring to the urinal, and the second was referring to the guy? Nah, it's still repetitive.

fthislyfe | 22

#3445096 - Monday 17 October 2011 14:57

Haha I didn't notice it the first time. Weird...

DrDilllonReese | 12

#3445112 - Monday 17 October 2011 15:02

3- I'm assuming nuclear radiation or something cool

auzzrage | 1

#3445145 - Monday 17 October 2011 15:13

maybe his dick is normal yours is not?

or he has an STI

Kyzahhh | 7

#3445214 - Monday 17 October 2011 15:36

Only after sleeping with a hooker in Thailand

krystal753 | 0

#3445258 - Monday 17 October 2011 15:50

74 lmao :D

raphanne_fml | 33

#3445380 - Monday 17 October 2011 16:12

#74 Speaking from experience?

Daralea | 21

#3445862 - Monday 17 October 2011 18:41

Yes, auzzrage. The burning sensation when you pee is entirely normal.

enonymous | 8

#3446135 - Monday 17 October 2011 19:32

I'm still waiting on my answer... Is it supposed to look this way?

laneylovesu2 | 3

#3446247 - Monday 17 October 2011 20:45

...Just go back in your stall and hope it doesn't touch you

gojira666 | 7

#3448897 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 7:06

Id straight up sparta kick that fuckin pervert in the chest

davidisbeast | 12

#3454972 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 7:50

#54 I hope you know blue waffles aren't real ...

hinchkongfang | 0

#3455172 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 11:14

Maybe he had an actual beehive on there!! Or was there just a lot of red pubes?? Either way, if it looked angry, run bitch run!!!

Kiirst_mt1994 | 26

#3461837 - Thursday 20 October 2011 16:30

scarred and awkward? LOL!

By Glidefedt | 6

#3444521 - Monday 17 October 2011 11:59

I hopw you said yes..

Beeftinkle | 13

#3444787 - Monday 17 October 2011 13:03

I wonder how many "next to me"s can be put together before I realize there's more than 1

Beeftinkle | 13

#3444815 - Monday 17 October 2011 13:12

And ihop with you sounds delicious

abbybailey204 | 19

#3445495 - Monday 17 October 2011 16:38

Why would you hope that???

yankfan89 | 27

#3446211 - Monday 17 October 2011 20:16

Because that's how his looks and he wants it to be normal

MCRaddict | 0

#3447387 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:40

i really hope u said yes

By LoveLife293 | 2

#3444545 - Monday 17 October 2011 12:02

That's too disgusting...

kings1fan | 6

#3444756 - Monday 17 October 2011 12:52

Think he was just excited to se you

tittymagic | 0

#3446590 - Monday 17 October 2011 23:33

I can't imagine what it looks like in actual person, on a total stranger because I have seen pictures that have made me want to barf

False_Stupidity | 41

#3449349 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 10:02

^ like your picture.... :-0==={~}

By Ikushka | 3

#3444547 - Monday 17 October 2011 12:03

No man and you aren't supposed to be asking me either

By txgirl2013 | 14

#3444554 - Monday 17 October 2011 12:04

Hopefully you told him to go to the hospital...

Beeftinkle | 13

#3444808 - Monday 17 October 2011 13:10

I ate a live cute puppy once

brianjman14 | 22

#3444847 - Monday 17 October 2011 13:20

auzzrage | 1

#3445171 - Monday 17 October 2011 15:24

38 you made my day

sonangedemusique | 2

#3449142 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 8:17

38: that's a fennec fox, not a puppy.

By saIty | 17

#3444567 - Monday 17 October 2011 12:08

I wonder what kind of kinky things he did to get that. Or maybe he likes to walk around naked in his backyard and a bee stung it.

chubby_choco | 17

#3931831 - Monday 23 January 2012 22:54

You wonder? You're crazy. I'm specifically trying NOT to wonder how he did that to himself.

By Buttsexpirate | 9

#3444585 - Monday 17 October 2011 12:13

Just say no.

By Jamicianprince | 1

#3444591 - Monday 17 October 2011 12:15

Thats totally normal not ):

By datoismyname | 22

#3444600 - Monday 17 October 2011 12:16

Awkward

By ricinator | 11

#3444605 - Monday 17 October 2011 12:17

ew....

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