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By shit - / Tuesday 14 December 2010 09:26 / United States
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By  alaaloo_fml_fml  |  7

I hate public restrooms. For that reason in particular. It's awkward going, knowing someone is right next to you. And usually out of all the empty stalls, they choose the one next to yours haha :p

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  Marvin_Android  |  41

Sounds disgusting. However, since it's a natural bodily function and all of your nasty, ape-like species participates in this activity, your cause for embarrassment is nonexistent. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

By  alaaloo_fml_fml  |  7

I hate public restrooms. For that reason in particular. It's awkward going, knowing someone is right next to you. And usually out of all the empty stalls, they choose the one next to yours haha :p

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  gooBUZZ  |  7

I know! When I go in I try to find one that's bit near anyone else's. Yet when I'm already in there they seem to choose the ones right next to me. Haha.

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im 22 and im serious abt the burger i will do anything. dude u shouldnt let ppl get under ur skin in FML for god sakes its nt even FB so who gives a shit abt wut ppl here think just do wutever makes u happy, i had that dream once just when i got a part i had to leave cali i still regret nt goin hard after it, i did a couple of epsiodes in a historical syrian show bt that sucked big time smthin like an arrow to the back literally

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Haha you're so interestingly strange :) taco bell? I take it you have read some of my past comment conversations with the crazies here? Ahh you are an actor? I feel I should message you.

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  knibbsy  |  32

Oh no, a spelling error! It's deuce, not duce. This is unacceptable and requires immediate discipline! I'll need a screwdriver, a Popsicle, some yarn, and a surfboard.

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  Doortje  |  7

Hahaha me too, but I did it anyway (brave, huh?!) Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the male holds his own penis. I have no idea why it's called a DUTCH rudder, and being a Dutchy myself I kinda think I should :')

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When Americans split something, usually more like a check at a restaurant ha ha, we say we're going dutch on it. It just means splitting something, like split doors are called dutch doors here. Hence a dutch rudder, 'cause they're splitting duties on wanking :) Now I'm burning with curiosity, what do Dutch people call it when they split something???

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  Doortje  |  7

Splitting = delen. Zullen we de rekening delen? Shall we split the check? I knew about going Dutch on a check, but I didn't know split doors are called Dutch doors! That's awesome, yay for the Netherlands :D

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  Doortje  |  7

Ugh, I know, it's gross. If it weren't for FML I would've probably never heard of it though. I'm not sure we even have a word/term for that here..

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