FML : Today, I was in a cinema watching a movie to review in the local paper. Suddenly, the guy behind me leans in and starts whispering and hissing "Do it......

Today, I was in a cinema watching a movie to review in the local paper. Suddenly, the guy behind me leans in and starts whispering and hissing "Do it... Do... It. DO IT" for the rest of the movie. I'm still not sure what he wanted me to do, but he did smell of vomit and had a tea-cosy on his head. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Username / Tuesday 2 August 2011 04:43 / Australia

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By StopDropNRoll | 11

#3021571 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 11:59

What in the world is a tea-cosy?

By SadinSherman | 16

#3021984 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 13:32

RIP Dobby

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By chrismacin | 0

#3021555 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 11:56

how is this fyl

By StopDropNRoll | 11

#3021571 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 11:59

What in the world is a tea-cosy?

iknowimawesome | 13

#3021590 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:02

It's this cloth thing you put around a mug when it's hot. At least I think that's what it is...

unluckiestperson_fml | 14

#3021733 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:21

It's something you put on a teapot when it's too hot to touch.

DoubleRainbows | 0

#3021751 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:27

i'm curious how your review is gonna sound like.

pertained | 12

#3021887 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 13:06

Its pretty British. This little hat like thing you put on teapots but then, I think most Americans don't actually have teapots.

Complaining | 13

#3021912 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 13:13

I only know what a tea cozy (or is it cosy…?) is thanks to Dobby. XD

SadinSherman | 16

#3021984 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 13:32

RIP Dobby

CattyPurry | 0

#3022207 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 14:35

I would have poured my drink on him, slapped his face with my chicken tenders or just simply moved to another seat.

tatababe | 0

#3022337 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 15:18

Well.. OP did you do it

Carebear423 | 0

#3022394 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 15:48

Was anyone else amused when they saw that #4 was from the FML team? Or is it just me?

PopRocks14 | 0

#3022406 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 15:54

Well, YDI for not doing it!! *waits for idiots to think im serious*

joooeee | 3

#3022421 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 16:03

34, just you. Everyone else already knew that

Aim4thebullseye | 4

#3022507 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 16:28

He had the tea-cosy on his head because he was too hot to touch.

VeroAnne | 11

#3023027 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:12

And you just sat there and took it? I would have done something about it.

gmc_blossom | 21

#3023445 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:22

Darn, someone already mentioned Dobby. -_-

Jacobt24 | 19

#3023740 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 20:00

Maybe that guy works for Nike

StopDropNRoll | 11

#3024155 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 21:41

Two fml team post on my status. I was just wondering what a tea cosy was. Now I know.

AmethystRain | 20

#3024993 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 22:36

Movie theaters sell chicken tenders? Damn, ours only have overpriced popcorn and nachos. :(

ryanst | 7

#3028552 - Wednesday 3 August 2011 10:50

Hmm putting "FML team" on your profile ruins the surprise for trolls when they say "Oh yeah, Sirin? What can you do about it, it's not like you're a moderator or anything."

Although it does let me know who I shouldn't piss off..