By Sodge - 15/05/2009 10:20 - Australia

Today, I was impressing dinner guests by spinning my new baby in the air (something she loves), when she projectile vomited over the dinner table and the guests. My wife, who had spent three hours cooking was not impressed. Once of the guests was also a sympathy spewer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 372
You deserved it 45 077

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#8 I hope you are kidding because why on Earth doesn't he deserve to be a dad? He was just playing with his baby. I have pictures of my mother spinning me around in the air and it is something many parents do. Cut him some slack, honestly, at least he didn't drop her when she was vomiting.

babies throw up all the time they're like mini drunks


Should have gone for a trifecta.

don't do that to a baby you Dumb Ass!!!!

yeah. #71 is rite. ur gonna kill ur goddamn baby!! look up sbs, or shaken baby syndrome. causes 95% of all infant deaths you bastard!!!

He's doing it cuz OP likes to eat babies. That bastard.

73- hun, while you're right that shaking baby syndrome is quite serious, I highly doubt that this "spinning" op mentions is anything near that rigorous. I'm sure it was done PLAYFULLY. that being said PPL PLEASE LEAVE YOUR BABIES UNSHAKEN!!! (prettiii pleases?) ^_^

I'm impressed you didn't drop her. Bravo Dad

Should have had a v8.

Sympathy spewer! I love it, I've never heard that before but I know exactly what you're talking about! I can see this whole event unfolding too - hilarious, I'd expect to see something like this happen to Ben Stiller in Meet The Parents or something!!

"Projectile vomit's a real thing!"

Why did you think this was a good idea?

bwah ahahaha, the imagery is glorious

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You are a cunt.

You don't deserve to comment.

is a "sympathy spewer" someone who throws up in reaction to someone throwing up?

I had never heard that term before, but I absolutely love it! Confession: I am a sympathy spewer.

Hahaha, I love the description! :D