Today, I was holding on to a shirt that I planned on buying, when an elderly man bumped into me. The shirt fell out of my hand, and slid just out the door. I went to the counter to explain what happened. Everyone accused me of trying to steal it anyway. FML
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kingbig
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thief !
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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and i would of got away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids
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pwincessa23
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Well, fyl...
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robosonic
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that was your perfect opportunity to take it and run. the same outcome wouldve happened anyway
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ey3seecold
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I can just imagine it in matrix style.
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Selena_is_back
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This is disturbing on so many levels.
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77taylah33
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32 how?
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Selena_is_back
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Well, the old man could have had a heart attack! D:
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badboy310
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^^ looooooooool that made me laugh so hard
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GodinezXC
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you should have gotten it and ran away
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thakiller
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In soviet Russia, you don't steal it, it steals you
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Zmeilerr
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53 FAIL
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Zmeilerr
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53 FAIL
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Neonnight
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Lol
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spade1997
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haha fail
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xXUND3ADcityXx
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What store has clothes so close to the door that you can drop a shirt outside
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elloelen
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aww not cool aha
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sarinasusu
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That sucks, the old man should of fessed up. Sorry : /
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desigirl2010
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yeah he saw it happen and don't they have security cameras?
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77taylah33
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in Australia not ALL shops have cameras a lot do though
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XelaKJK
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5, ur pretty hot :)
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Nemesis2747
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i know u were planning on stealing and just wanted an excuse
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skateandsmoke420
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I totally agree!
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77taylah33
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If she/he was going to steal they wouldn't have gone up to the counter
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beccusmaximus
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^Exactly. A thief will avoid any and all contact with employees if they're trying to steal.
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TheDrifter
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Not always true 51. I'm a delivery driver and I've seen people ask for help finding things then try to bolt with them. Not all thieves are all that bright.
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Sadochan
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Maybe you should've smacked him up?
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marinus_fml
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How close were you to the door with that shirt!
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TheJudged
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Yea, agreed
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sarah48_fml
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and even if she was right at the door, how did the shirt "slide?"
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marinus_fml
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I know right?
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Selena_is_back
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Well the shirt's 'arms' helped the shirt "slide".
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marinus_fml
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42, Quite plausible! :)
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ImaginaryFoe
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Exactly what I was wondering, marinus. Unless it was a tiny shop with the register (or the line for the register) right by the door, it seems odd that OP would be halfway out the door with the shirt.
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chelle_starlight
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well, did you still get the shirt!?
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angel55033
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of course not cuz he wouldve had to pay, he said "planned on" buying not bought
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EightInchNails
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Infirm the old man.
That old man was probably a ninja.