FML : Today, I was holding on to a shirt that I planned on buying, when an elderly man bumped into me. The shirt fell out of my hand, and slid just out the door....

Today, I was holding on to a shirt that I planned on buying, when an elderly man bumped into me. The shirt fell out of my hand, and slid just out the door. I went to the counter to explain what happened. Everyone accused me of trying to steal it anyway. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Telinaa - / Monday 8 November 2010 02:25 / Australia

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By marinus_fml | 19

#1664931 - Monday 8 November 2010 8:46

How close were you to the door with that shirt!

By FYLDeep | 25

#1665181 - Monday 8 November 2010 9:45

A real ninja could have stolen the shirt no problem. Of course real ninjas aren't insecure enough to feel the need to declare that they are ninjas via shirt.

That old man was probably a ninja.

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By kingbig | 0

#1664854 - Monday 8 November 2010 8:37

thief !

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1665006 - Monday 8 November 2010 9:00

and i would of got away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids

pwincessa23 | 1

#1665024 - Monday 8 November 2010 9:03

Well, fyl...

robosonic | 2

#1665077 - Monday 8 November 2010 9:14

that was your perfect opportunity to take it and run. the same outcome wouldve happened anyway

ey3seecold | 0

#1665214 - Monday 8 November 2010 9:57

I can just imagine it in matrix style.

Selena_is_back | 7

#1665336 - Monday 8 November 2010 10:51

This is disturbing on so many levels.

77taylah33 | 0

#1665373 - Monday 8 November 2010 10:57

32 how?

Selena_is_back | 7

#1665414 - Monday 8 November 2010 11:11

Well, the old man could have had a heart attack! D:

badboy310 | 0

#1665518 - Monday 8 November 2010 11:54

^^ looooooooool that made me laugh so hard

By GodinezXC | 0

#1664859 - Monday 8 November 2010 8:38

you should have gotten it and ran away

thakiller | 0

#1665813 - Monday 8 November 2010 12:53

In soviet Russia, you don't steal it, it steals you

Zmeilerr | 22

#1666867 - Monday 8 November 2010 15:11

53 FAIL

Zmeilerr | 22

#1666870 - Monday 8 November 2010 15:11

53 FAIL

Neonnight | 0

#3403168 - Saturday 8 October 2011 4:25

Lol

By spade1997 | 0

#1664863 - Monday 8 November 2010 8:38

haha fail

xXUND3ADcityXx | 0

#4315249 - Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:45

What store has clothes so close to the door that you can drop a shirt outside

By elloelen | 0

#1664865 - Monday 8 November 2010 8:38

aww not cool aha

By sarinasusu | 2

#1664895 - Monday 8 November 2010 8:41

That sucks, the old man should of fessed up. Sorry : /

desigirl2010 | 0

#1665161 - Monday 8 November 2010 9:38

yeah he saw it happen and don't they have security cameras?

77taylah33 | 0

#1665375 - Monday 8 November 2010 11:00

in Australia not ALL shops have cameras a lot do though

XelaKJK | 0

#1666890 - Monday 8 November 2010 15:17

5, ur pretty hot :)

By Nemesis2747 | 4

#1664904 - Monday 8 November 2010 8:43

i know u were planning on stealing and just wanted an excuse

skateandsmoke420 | 0

#1665179 - Monday 8 November 2010 9:44

I totally agree!

77taylah33 | 0

#1665386 - Monday 8 November 2010 11:02

If she/he was going to steal they wouldn't have gone up to the counter

beccusmaximus | 0

#1665754 - Monday 8 November 2010 12:41

^Exactly. A thief will avoid any and all contact with employees if they're trying to steal.

TheDrifter | 23

#1666133 - Monday 8 November 2010 14:12

Not always true 51. I'm a delivery driver and I've seen people ask for help finding things then try to bolt with them. Not all thieves are all that bright.

By Sadochan | 0

#1664908 - Monday 8 November 2010 8:44

Maybe you should've smacked him up?

By marinus_fml | 19

#1664931 - Monday 8 November 2010 8:46

How close were you to the door with that shirt!

TheJudged | 3

#1665030 - Monday 8 November 2010 9:04

Yea, agreed

sarah48_fml | 0

#1665310 - Monday 8 November 2010 10:46

and even if she was right at the door, how did the shirt "slide?"

marinus_fml | 19

#1665381 - Monday 8 November 2010 11:00

I know right?

Selena_is_back | 7

#1665419 - Monday 8 November 2010 11:13

Well the shirt's 'arms' helped the shirt "slide".

marinus_fml | 19

#1665451 - Monday 8 November 2010 11:28

42, Quite plausible! :)

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#1666192 - Monday 8 November 2010 14:29

Exactly what I was wondering, marinus. Unless it was a tiny shop with the register (or the line for the register) right by the door, it seems odd that OP would be halfway out the door with the shirt.