Today, I was helping my friend wash dishes. As I went to grab some tongs to dry them I impale my forearm on a knife that's sticking blade up. My friend wanted to finish the dishes before taking me to the hospital. FML
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blaucha
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what an asshole.
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Komatose
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You should've stabbed him/her and then said "You're right, these dishes do need cleaning."
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blaucha
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what an asshole.
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hubbabubbba
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bitch
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sircletus
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she wanted to clean up the blood you got on her dishes haha. I'm glad I'm rich and don't have to clean dishes I never have never will.
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OwenMcAwesome
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That's why you don't try to do a womans job.
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Shyman4ever
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Lucky it wasn't your wrist
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greekgal44
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agreed.
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Antonio718
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You should of told her to go to hell
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bpetal
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Who said it was a her?
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Adair_fml
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ouch!
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bianchieiei
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I thought tong was the meaning of thong...jus realised how dumb i was:/
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666midnight
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can't blame them, do you know how hard it is to get blood off plates after it dries?! lmao sucks to be you tho =P
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msclvr1996
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How do you know how hard it is to get blood off a plate? Psycho.
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Zwink
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dude, watch out and some people need to be nmore careful with how they place things in the drainer
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aquariusbeauty
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# 3 - Agreed
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Hiljaisen_susi
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I think you need some new friends...
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andelizastrin
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Nice friend. What an asshole.
Sorry about your arm. I can only imagine how much that hurts :
Sorry about your arm. I can only imagine how much that hurts :
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Shinyminey
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First of all, look before you want to go impale yourselves on knives. And also I agree with #4 :D
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Komatose
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You should've stabbed him/her and then said "You're right, these dishes do need cleaning."