Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
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BrownSugar_fml
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You should create a profile and ask him on a date! Dinner and an explanation? Hah
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Bigsmak
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Really.. if thats true then it sucks
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Bigsmak
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Really.. if thats true then it sucks
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Joewilliams18
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wow that blows.
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Dopeyrox
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a true fml, sorry op that just sucks :(
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DiNoBeAr
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what if it was from before he was married to you and he forgot to delete the account?
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thewhiteninja
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that may be a possibility
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CrazyCatCookin
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A lot of misery in missouri today
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FMGrammar
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wooow... just wow fyl OP
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Cuppycake1488
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I agree.. A true FML/:
But it's still possible it's old? :) Best of luck OP!
But it's still possible it's old? :) Best of luck OP!
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this is when you fuck his best friend or brother... or sister if you're in to that kind of thing.
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Lexisaurus
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I'm guessing when hubby comes home he is sleeping on the couch? naaaah I make him sleep in the road
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caligurls
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sucks and yea u r right ^^^
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bbyychula710
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aqrees ;)
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Trupe
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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DncrHap
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it wasn't her fault, 49! it's not like she banged him. she and OP found out at the same time that her best match was the OP's hubby. the only one who betrayed was mr. husband.
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Trupe
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Chill out young lady. It was a joke. I understood the fml completely.
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jedialix
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haha you should make one too:)
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DncrHap
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oh. well. i commend your sarcasm, then!
:p
:p
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eazyeeze
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Set up a date with him and confront him when he shows up.
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teresa_009
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37, she should make him sleep in the road and then run him over. twice.
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teffyweffy
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omg kill him!
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sports_chika
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I think you and your husband have some things you need to talk about 7:-| but maybe his profile was from awhile ago and maybe he forgot to delete it, so it might not be his fault
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megiscool123
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awwwwwww sorry :(
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SmileSweetly
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that really sucks :( FYL OP
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KiddNYC1O
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check date his account was made and last login to make sure... lol
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hippiechick96
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I would have told me friend she can have him. then when I got home I would dump his ass!!
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lonesomeXheartbr
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look at the bright side. at least you're not being deported to Canada (nothing against canada I like their bacon on my pizza)
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BrownSugar_fml
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Canadian Bacon is just Ham
Delicious Ham!
Delicious Ham!
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sexybitch92
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wow.. wtf but how did your friend not know your husband? but this is truly a fyl, sorry op.
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KiddNYC1O
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87- read again
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SqueakyBootz
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your misfortune makes me smile
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fckinbowdown
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maybe he set it up before you got married and never took it down
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FFML_314
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Your friend should ask him on a date and see if he accepts. If he does, she will go on this date "have a wonderful time" and at the end of the night she will take him back to a hotel room, get him naked, tie him to the bed, hire a tranny and shut the door behind you. ;P
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sexybitch92
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89- got it now haha I read it once and thought her friend was talking to her husband , I wasn't really paying attention lol.
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sexybitch92
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like talking I meant flirting and stuff with him on the computer.
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lexielovesyou
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what an A-hole !
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EduardoCollazo1
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he could of made it before you met him or before you were his boyfriend
just ask him why he has one. don't go crazy about it op
just ask him why he has one. don't go crazy about it op
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Bsane
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I agree with #68
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Hotshot132
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wow, lol what are the chances!?
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thegirlnextdoorr
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Aww that really sucks): Was your friend interested??
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Rwstudent1
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Christ on a jetski!!! That blows! LMAO
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BeeHappy_fml
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LMFAO 157 I just think Jesus on a jetski would be fking awesome xD
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RokstaRx88
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I lold but yea that's fucked up
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PantherB
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I like this idea!
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tanjoodo
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Your comment makes me 'smiler'
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Lexisaurus
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haha probably... lmao
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cincin75
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What a small world, huh?
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helloheart0777
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what did her friend do? lol :)
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Rhanno
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her friend didn't no
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Sharpie23
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102-win
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ladiesman14
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thats what you get for not putting out. and only doing it in one position and not even enjoying that. and is it true that wedding cake cures nymphomania and causes obedity ? anyone ?
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GLOCKMAMA
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37 & 38 y'all need guns. Cuz if that shit happened w/ my hubby, sleepin n the street would b the least of his worries. & his well aware of the fate he would meet if he pulled a stunt like this. Fear is a great motivator for act right.
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thatonekid2010
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threesome ;D
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hotscar
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#41, the best friend didn't do anything. she got matched up by the dating website with op's husband.
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hotscar
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I'd have to say f op's husband's life when op gets home
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aardvarkish
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102 FTW... Damn you're good!
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yolie_fml
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31- WIN!
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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My comments are poofing again; apologies if this double-posts. -.-
I really doubt it's an old profile; aren't most of those services subscription-based? If he's paying monthly for it, then he's likely hiding money from the OP too. Find out if he is before you let on that you know, so he can't keep it back should you get divorced.
I really doubt it's an old profile; aren't most of those services subscription-based? If he's paying monthly for it, then he's likely hiding money from the OP too. Find out if he is before you let on that you know, so he can't keep it back should you get divorced.
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xcl0wdx
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wow, small world.
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8J8E8N8
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haha WTF I guess in your eyes... womanizer
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ninjacapo
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time for a major ass beatdown
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LON3DUMP3
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?? dude he found her bot she found him
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maskedbunny
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Check to see how old the account is and when it was last active. If it's old and inactive, cool. If not, I'd go with 68's suggestion.
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Gorsbug823
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I'm sorry
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emILYforever
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uhhh? he created the profile!
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HollyAmelia
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I'm sorry, that sucks.
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sourgirl101
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Why are there two different # 3?
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rhanana
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because the mods suck lol
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mccarson8
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agreed
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MissSatan
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OP should make a profile too, and put up her status as "widowed"
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Mer1986
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I say fuck her life, not yours, OP.
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noscope_ftw
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how isn't it hers? her husband is listed on a dating site... but like below say, maybe it's old??
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robotdancer
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Its actually a fyl because ops husband is a jerk for that and a fhl beacuse ops friend only has one match..and he's already married
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boatkicker
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It said her #1 match, meaning first or best. Not her only match.
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robotdancer
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lol thanks I read that wrong
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anabby62907
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omg op im sorry you have a d bag as a husband. i hope your friend wasn't thinking he was a good match if she knew..
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drferg
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MEEEEEEEETH
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mashnikandporter
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?
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Rawrzie
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ouch ;P
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DncrHap
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this is insanely coincidental.
but if it actually happened, then that just plain sucks, OP. so sorry.
but if it actually happened, then that just plain sucks, OP. so sorry.
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justsayfuck
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My thoughts exactly. Like.. what a coincidence (if it's true) :o
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RedPillSucks
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I'm sure that's what the husband was thinking.
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stacers
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Well I'm sure they're good friends for a reason. If they have a lot in common than it's not too much of a surprise that he came up as a top match.
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BrownSugar_fml
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You should create a profile and ask him on a date! Dinner and an explanation? Hah
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DncrHap
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hahaha. that's cute.
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anabby62907
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12 tts an awesome idea.. i would do that.!!
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BrownSugar_fml
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:) I am so smart SMRT!
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DishHeads
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haha ... love that game
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pwincessa23
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#18 you look like khloe kardashian
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DncrHap
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55, is that... a compliment? not sure who she is. (:
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BrownSugar_fml
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Khloe K is awesome!
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DncrHap
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oh, then thanks! xD
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nabo4u
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no. you create a profile and pay someone to go out with him. you put a mike on the woman and record everything that happens. you have her ask him questions to figure out his intentions- does he plan to leave you, is he looking for a fling? you then have your divorce attorney serve him his divorce papers. you'll be set.
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gijoe33w
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^^ This is a great idea. Go after everything. make it hurt. Guys like that give us good guys a bad rep.
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DncrHap
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... can i also look like Abigail? :D
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lifesluck
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WIN!!! I would do the same exact thing actually:@))
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I3ear
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khloe huh...well it can go both ways, i personally dont find her very attractive. but meh everyone has an opinion.
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DncrHap
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huh. well, then. i guess... i'd prefer to look like me. :p
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Belninho
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hahahah that's funny
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ArtIsResistance7
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Threesome!