Miscellaneous: Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML

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Ric Gray 10

Friday 4 August 2017 23:48

I hope that things worked out for you

T1A2Z3 34

Sunday 25 March 2018 12:43

Depending on your age this might be a hint that you should be moving out?

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Ric Gray 10

Friday 4 August 2017 23:48

I hope that things worked out for you

T1A2Z3 34

Sunday 25 March 2018 12:43

Depending on your age this might be a hint that you should be moving out?

sarsuela 28

Friday 27 August 2021 8:47

What about his older brother?

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