FML : Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my...

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Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML

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You deserved it

By rongo12 - / Friday 11 May 2012 21:41 /

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By SkoomaKi | 25

#4422139 - Saturday 12 May 2012 0:57

I would've done the same thing. I've seen to many scary movies to know a little young boy in your house is a bad sign.

By twifan1901 | 0

#4422134 - Saturday 12 May 2012 0:57

You're not cool enough to be haunted op

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By twifan1901 | 0

#4422134 - Saturday 12 May 2012 0:57

You're not cool enough to be haunted op

AwkwardPartyBear | 24

#4422257 - Saturday 12 May 2012 1:12

The boy was probally more scared than op was.

ttttttyyy | 0

#4422477 - Saturday 12 May 2012 2:01

They're more scared of you than you are of them...

linkinpark98 | 23

#4422619 - Saturday 12 May 2012 2:37

^That's what they say about spiders.... I thought so too until one of them charged towards me and jumped into my hair. :P

itwasallyellow | 0

#4422993 - Saturday 12 May 2012 4:57

So uh.. Why was he going into OP's bedroom?

therealslim | 15

#4423637 - Saturday 12 May 2012 9:33

At first I thought his wife collected the boy from school to be her friend, and then it hit me

Idonebeenhad | 17

#4423665 - Saturday 12 May 2012 9:45

Reminds me of that other FML about a women saying she saw a man in the corner "clear as day" and that she lives alone.

By SkoomaKi | 25

#4422139 - Saturday 12 May 2012 0:57

I would've done the same thing. I've seen to many scary movies to know a little young boy in your house is a bad sign.

ihasbrains | 10

#4422162 - Saturday 12 May 2012 0:59

It pretty clearly says his wife collected the child for a friend.

Yes, collected.

SkoomaKi | 25

#4422182 - Saturday 12 May 2012 1:02

I was referring to what it would be like at first glance. A random little boy in your house is quite scary. It's because they're so innocent yet so evil... I'm just glad if was a school child and not a ghost.

ihasbrains | 10

#4422193 - Saturday 12 May 2012 1:04

Either you edited your comment and took out the bit about 'the real question is whether he was just a ghost in Kid form' or whatever, or that comment got deleted and mine was a reply to the wrong one. Weird.

SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#4422212 - Saturday 12 May 2012 1:06

If the kid was a red head, that wasn't a child OR a ghost.

"Hi, I'm Chucky! Wanna play?"

ICastillo | 24

#4422395 - Saturday 12 May 2012 1:43

Ya I think I would have reacted the same man.

CaramelMacchiato | 13

#4422509 - Saturday 12 May 2012 2:11

I couldn't agree any more with you! Because of scary movies, I second guess myself now.

Normal people: Awe, what a cute little boy!

Me: DEVIL CHILD.

tyga2100 | 0

#4423139 - Saturday 12 May 2012 6:11

Fuck you bitch!

SofiaFaolan | 8

#5640650 - Friday 23 August 2013 21:39

Is anyone else reminded of the other FML that also had to do with a small ghost child? The OP of that one went to the kitchen around midnight and clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen but when he entered the room there was no one there, and he lives alone.

By lolmandi | 9

#4422141 - Saturday 12 May 2012 0:57

You screaming probably scared him more then he scared you.

lopsop | 12

#4422573 - Saturday 12 May 2012 2:28

What was the kid doing in the bedroom?

SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#4422582 - Saturday 12 May 2012 2:31

Doing the 'Creep'

SpottedZebra42 | 14

#4422944 - Saturday 12 May 2012 4:40

62 - He did say his wife "collected" the child.....

Dino_Danielaaa | 5

#4445989 - Thursday 17 May 2012 3:46

...like a snake o.o

By Fonze13 | 0

#4422144 - Saturday 12 May 2012 0:57

I dang wright shit my self....

FaZeClan | 3

#4422152 - Saturday 12 May 2012 0:58

second coment is gay

potterag | 0

#4422191 - Saturday 12 May 2012 1:04

Honestly? come on

CaramelMacchiato | 13

#4422540 - Saturday 12 May 2012 2:18

D}:

By ihasbrains | 10

#4422146 - Saturday 12 May 2012 0:58

Your wife collected him...?

iliketurdles | 7

#4422245 - Saturday 12 May 2012 1:11

Yes, it is a figure of speech.

ihasbrains | 10

#4422321 - Saturday 12 May 2012 1:25

Got that, it's just a funny choice of wording.

Bekll | 29

#4422332 - Saturday 12 May 2012 1:29

I haven't heard it before either.

RadioOctopus | 16

#4422891 - Saturday 12 May 2012 4:14

Gotta catch em all!

retyi43 | 14

#4423043 - Saturday 12 May 2012 5:21

90 - I love you

By TraceCase_ | 19

#4422148 - Saturday 12 May 2012 0:58

Can't blame you. Ghost kids are scary.

kirrra | 11

#4422253 - Saturday 12 May 2012 1:11

yes.

kirrra | 11

#4422270 - Saturday 12 May 2012 1:13

ok that wasn't meant to be a reply to this comment. the app seems to be messing up comments at the moment.

kirrra | 11

#4422379 - Saturday 12 May 2012 1:41

you're not wrong,I admit ghost kids are pretty scary. but I had honestly meant to reply to whoever asked "your wife collected him?"

By IsThatAHorse | 5

#4422150 - Saturday 12 May 2012 0:58

I really hope you didn't scar that little boy's life...

By guitarbeast | 22

#4422163 - Saturday 12 May 2012 0:59

Well I could understand you being freaked out, but was screaming really necessary?

Gigiluv28 | 0

#4422229 - Saturday 12 May 2012 1:09

Of course it was!!!

iliketurdles | 7

#4422260 - Saturday 12 May 2012 1:12

Expressing yourself? Yes, I'd say so.

Isoldael | 25

#4422596 - Saturday 12 May 2012 2:34

It was a stupid move! It would have attracted the ghosts attention. Ruuuun!

SliceOfCake | 9

#4425212 - Saturday 12 May 2012 17:44

That's like saying:
"Well I could understand you being hungry, but was eating really necessary?"

SliceOfCake | 9

#4425216 - Saturday 12 May 2012 17:46

That's like saying:
"Well I could understand you being hungry, but was eating really necessary?"

ss_20_xx | 14

#4425733 - Saturday 12 May 2012 20:22

^ You just made me hungry. I want cake.

By Gigiluv28 | 0

#4422171 - Saturday 12 May 2012 1:00

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! I've done that before! :D

By kirrra | 11

#4422173 - Saturday 12 May 2012 1:00

to be fair op, I think most people would be fairly confused by this, and I would most likely think the same thing you did, so FYL

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