Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML
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SkoomaKi
| 27
I would've done the same thing. I've seen to many scary movies to know a little young boy in your house is a bad sign.
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twifan1901
| 0
You're not cool enough to be haunted op
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twifan1901
| 0
You're not cool enough to be haunted op
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AwkwardPartyBear
| 24
The boy was probally more scared than op was.
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ttttttyyy
| 0
They're more scared of you than you are of them...
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linkinpark98
| 23
^That's what they say about spiders.... I thought so too until one of them charged towards me and jumped into my hair. :P
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itwasallyellow
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So uh.. Why was he going into OP's bedroom?
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therealslim
| 15
At first I thought his wife collected the boy from school to be her friend, and then it hit me
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Idonebeenhad
| 17
Reminds me of that other FML about a women saying she saw a man in the corner "clear as day" and that she lives alone.
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SkoomaKi
| 27
I would've done the same thing. I've seen to many scary movies to know a little young boy in your house is a bad sign.
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ihasbrains
| 10
It pretty clearly says his wife collected the child for a friend.
Yes, collected.
Yes, collected.
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SkoomaKi
| 27
I was referring to what it would be like at first glance. A random little boy in your house is quite scary. It's because they're so innocent yet so evil... I'm just glad if was a school child and not a ghost.
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ihasbrains
| 10
Either you edited your comment and took out the bit about 'the real question is whether he was just a ghost in Kid form' or whatever, or that comment got deleted and mine was a reply to the wrong one. Weird.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
If the kid was a red head, that wasn't a child OR a ghost.
"Hi, I'm Chucky! Wanna play?"
"Hi, I'm Chucky! Wanna play?"
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ICastillo
| 24
Ya I think I would have reacted the same man.
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CaramelMacchiato
| 13
I couldn't agree any more with you! Because of scary movies, I second guess myself now.
Normal people: Awe, what a cute little boy!
Me: DEVIL CHILD.
Normal people: Awe, what a cute little boy!
Me: DEVIL CHILD.
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tyga2100
| 0
Fuck you bitch!
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SofiaFaolan
| 8
Is anyone else reminded of the other FML that also had to do with a small ghost child? The OP of that one went to the kitchen around midnight and clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen but when he entered the room there was no one there, and he lives alone.
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lolmandi
| 9
You screaming probably scared him more then he scared you.
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lopsop
| 12
What was the kid doing in the bedroom?
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
Doing the 'Creep'
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SpottedZebra42
| 14
62 - He did say his wife "collected" the child.....
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Dino_Danielaaa
| 5
...like a snake o.o
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Fonze13
| 0
I dang wright shit my self....
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FaZeClan
| 3
second coment is gay
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potterag
| 0
Honestly? come on
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CaramelMacchiato
| 13
D}:
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ihasbrains
| 10
Your wife collected him...?
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iliketurdles
| 7
Yes, it is a figure of speech.
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ihasbrains
| 10
Got that, it's just a funny choice of wording.
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Bekll
| 30
I haven't heard it before either.
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RadioOctopus
| 16
Gotta catch em all!
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retyi43
| 14
90 - I love you
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TraceCase_
| 19
Can't blame you. Ghost kids are scary.
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kirrra
| 11
yes.
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kirrra
| 11
ok that wasn't meant to be a reply to this comment. the app seems to be messing up comments at the moment.
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kirrra
| 11
you're not wrong,I admit ghost kids are pretty scary. but I had honestly meant to reply to whoever asked "your wife collected him?"
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IsThatAHorse
| 5
I really hope you didn't scar that little boy's life...
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guitarbeast
| 22
Well I could understand you being freaked out, but was screaming really necessary?
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Gigiluv28
| 0
Of course it was!!!
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iliketurdles
| 7
Expressing yourself? Yes, I'd say so.
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Isoldael
| 25
It was a stupid move! It would have attracted the ghosts attention. Ruuuun!
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SliceOfCake
| 9
That's like saying:
"Well I could understand you being hungry, but was eating really necessary?"
"Well I could understand you being hungry, but was eating really necessary?"
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SliceOfCake
| 9
That's like saying:
"Well I could understand you being hungry, but was eating really necessary?"
"Well I could understand you being hungry, but was eating really necessary?"
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ss_20_xx
| 14
^ You just made me hungry. I want cake.
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Gigiluv28
| 0
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! I've done that before! :D
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kirrra
| 11
to be fair op, I think most people would be fairly confused by this, and I would most likely think the same thing you did, so FYL