Haha. I think he wanted to take a bath too.

eww

and the lovely face of your brother's pet tarantula was met by that good book? :)

"Today, I was taking a wonderful bath and reading a book, when I placed my book down in the water, yawned, and found myself staring at a large drowning spider."

haa. I find this good. athe tarantula wante in on the action:D

in Soviet Russia ..

Spider fly helicopter.

this one time, there was a spider on the wall of my bathroom whole I was peeing so I freaked out and peed all over the wall to kill it....I missed and had to clean the mess up too..

Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick!

you sound like a bitch

26- Me to. I stand on a chair and start yelling "Eek! Eek! Eek!"

81, you are fucking HOT.

that's exactly what I had in mind^^

tarantulas meet your gaze?

It just liked the warmth should let him on you.:)

No he didn't. He wanted to nip his snowglobes.

At least he wasn't already in the tub

cool

YDI for having a brother

I forget does YDI mean you deserved it or you dumb idiot?

you dirty imbecile

AHAHAHAHAHAH ! o godd i HATE spiders !! i would of died right there ! especially since it was a tarantula !! lmao xD

lmao!! I would have screamed and jumped out of the bath.

I sure hope you didn't pee in your bath water:o

lmao.

did you pee in YOUR bath water?

I bet he did ;D

its a he?

She's an it?

i would have screamed like someone in a horror film

#7 - lmao

#12; rofl

83, lmfao

#84; lawl

116- roflmao

c-c-combo breakerrr Sorry, it had to be done (:

CONTINUE - 136 roflcopter

*138.

No one here like Combe breakers.

it would have been creepier if you hit it into the tub

It wanted a bath too, OP. Don't be selfish.

Oh my goodness, I would have fucking shat my pants!

Bathing in pants? What is this I don't even...

You wear pants during a bath?

whats wrong with being fully clothed in the tub?

What I meant to articulate was that I would, hypothetically, be so overcome with shock and fright that the sheer velocity of my fear dump would have resulted in said slop exploding from my anus to splat all over the pants on the bathroom floor which I had previously discarded to bathe.

i bet you would be an exciting date ... lol

holy tits that was a vivid description Quest

28 That was one of the best things I've ever read.

there's semen running down my leg after your description...

after reading*

135 , your cute but that's juust nasty . llol

Quest, you're my new favorite person after that. That was simply amazing.

Quest, that was the most beautiful thing I have ever read, it brought me to tears.

quest, i tried to give you two thumbs up, but it didn't work. oh well, you're left with my sentiments. |the kid|

Tarantula /= pet. A pet should be something cute and cuddly. Like a boa constrictor or an inguanodon.

Bearded Dragon!

Kangaroo!

I want a Brazilian python. I held one named Princess once. She was 7 feet long and really liked my boobs for some reason.

I realize that as a ferret owner, this might sound hypocritical, but the pet snakes I've met have all been rather stinky. Anyone know why that is? That puts me off more than the common ick factor.

Snakes are like land fish and fish stink! idk

Hmmm, thats true for some snakes. I'm not really sure why though.

snake, answer me! snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE |the kid|

tencents - Are you sure it was a girl snake? It it were a boy, that would certainly explain the propensity for your boobs. Jane - I can't explain why snakes smell, but I liken it to the "wet dog" smell. What's that all about? How can every dog smell EXACTLY the same when wet?

lol metal gear refrence ;)

I had a pet snake (red tail boa) and he never smelled, nor did his cage. I cleaned his cage every weekend. I have a few friends that have owned snakes and some of their snakes smelled because they didn't clean the cage often. If the snake is a boa, the cage gets pretty nasty if you don't clean it due to the mouse/rat guts and blood. Snake poop also smells really terrible lol.