Haha shouldn't have said anything

I agree. Kind of asked for it even if it was just an unusual thing said to you. Friends are great like that. And family too. Shit stirrers

Yep I agree

I'm sorry this doesn't have to do with the FML but I'm new and I was wondering how are the "names" if the FMLs(near sex of the OP) are decided since you can't submit a name for your fml when you write one

if you have an account it will show user name.

Did he at least give you a treat and a belly rub afterwards?

No, but he did throw her a bone ;)

Both? Talking about spoiling here.

I think you may have won the Internets for today 9!

That's a good girl.

dammit! I wanted to say it!

Doesn't matter. Had sex! :)

He put a bag on my head... Still counts!

I just had SEXXXXXXX!!!!

They're being annoying. They'll snap out of it soon enough.

This is hilarious, sorry, OP. Don't worry though, I'm sure one of them will have an equally awkward sexual experience and share it with you as well and you can tease them about it back. If it's really bothering you, you can always be up front with them.

I'd let it ride. They'll get tired of it eventually if it doesn't get a reaction, but if they're anything like my friends, saying that it bugs you or anything would make them do it more often and for a longer period of time. My friends would turn it into a nickname. They still bring up nicknames from over 7 years ago

Just ignore them OP, they'll realize how stupid they're acting..

I'm sorry OP but frankly thats quite hilarious.

How do you know OP's name is Frankly?

Question is, are you going to see him again?