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I'd be a hater and say 1's comment was q waste if it weren't for number 2's because that actually made me lol. What the hell is going on there?

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When will women realize that either A) men don't if the orgasm so faking is pointless, or B) men are willing to work on getting them to orgasm naturally and faking isn't doing EITHER of us a favor?

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83- exactly! Real men want to make sure their woman is satisified, sexually. Unfortunately, we don't know if the original poster's wife was drunk or any other factors. But at least he acknowledges it as opposed to pretending it didn't happen.

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I like how #6 comment is only relevant until #1 changes his profile picture, then no one will get the comment at all.

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Mr Fuzzies and I are in 100% agreement. If a man fell asleep on me during sex, it was because I'm the gold medalist of love making. The master of the bedroom universe. C'mon Op, give yourself props!

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If the situation was swapped, that the man feel asleep, my god watch the fuck out! The wife will get beyond pissed!!

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33) I'm confused, if you're going to be the next Charlie sheen then you have to go out and meet some ladies and have a terrible first sex, then you can post it on FML for us all too read^^

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40 if you talked to my friend you would know what it's like to really be confused And it's 5am, I've been talking to her alot, I'm sorry to everyone for any confusion Dx

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42) I just noticed all this time I though your picture was 2 penguins til i zoomed in on it and saw darth vader, false advertisement....

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76) what's your point? People comment about others profile/picture all the time an I don't see you getting up their ass at them so stfu and go back to what you were doing.

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Well you're retarded for saying his profile pic was false advertisement. Just because you're blind and can't see doesn't mean it's false.

if your wife falls asleep during sex you're doing something wrong. Perhaps try some positions that requires a little more involvement on her part?

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And you two need to have a talk about that subject &find out what she likes or prefers, do anything so it's enjoyable for the both of you and she'll actually be excited about being intimate with you.

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Agreed. There definately needs to be more communication between OP and his wife; especially since she didn't seem so bothered about falling asleep. If I fell asleep on my man, I would be utterly mortified.

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Nothing a few whips and chains can't fix. You gotta turn her ass on then leave her hanging. That's called teasing...after that she will be wanting it. Then you pull out the video camera and role playing. All set!

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I wouldn't stop either. Granted, I'm not bad enough to have a woman fall asleep during, but if she did, I'd still get mine!!

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75 - penis size does NOT make you a good lover, ok? Most guys with big dicks think they've got it made & they don't need to learn any techniques -WRONG! And a small penis would not put your wife to sleep like boring technique will, I promise.

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I never read it that way....I took it as she fell asleep, he stopped and when she woke up again started her fake orgasm because she didn't realise she'd fallen asleep and he'd stopped? No? Just me thinking that way then?

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"and when she woke up again started her fake orgasm because she didn't realise she'd fallen asleep and he'd stopped?" I think you notice pretty soon that your partner isn't moving, even when you just woke up...

I know everyone's going to say "you're doing it wrong." However, clearly your wife needs to try a bit harder herself. If she fell asleep because she was that tired she should have just said no. I would be so upset if my man fell asleep on me!

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Yea... If my woman ever fell asleep on me I'd be pretty fucked off, but hey everyone gets their shitty days, and this was obviously ops.

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Or maybe your wife was trying to satisfy you even though she was exhausted. She really loves you.

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Exactly, Pdp. Some people can't be pleased. Falling asleep only happens when we need sleep (expt narcolepsy). And faking is something you do to please others. She loves you & wants you to be happy - and she needs some sleep.

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